S.A.I.G.O.R

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"Up and Down"
06 November 2024
Rated: M

The sun hung oppressively over the beach, casting long shadows across the sand as Surfer Dave stood motionless at the edge of the surf, salt-crusted hair whipping in the breeze. The rhythmic crash of the waves, usually a soothing heartbeat in his ears, only amplified the storm gathering in his chest. It had been one of *those* days, a day where reality felt jagged, with every sound and touch grating against the surface of his mind.

Shelly was the first to disrupt his tenuous calm. She approached with a confident stride, her bright orange lifeguard suit almost blinding in the midday glare. Her sun-bleached hair framed her face, and she flashed a casual, toothy smile. "Hey, Dave!" she called, her voice slicing through the air with a pitch higher than usual. It stabbed into his brain, a needle that twisted and sent a shiver down his spine. His fingers twitched at his sides as he forced a nod, the tension in his jaw making his teeth ache.

Bob was next. The wiry, tanned man, always exuding the smell of stale beer and saltwater, ambled out from behind the bar. His eyes crinkled with what might have been friendliness, but to Dave, it looked like something more sinister. Bob’s hand shot out, the grip stronger than necessary, the knuckles pressing painfully into Dave’s bones. Sweat dripped, trailing down his temple, stinging his eyes as he met Bob’s steady gaze with a faltering smile. His heart thudded irregularly, muscles tightening as if preparing for a blow.

Before he could pull away, Sally’s voice rang out, cutting the air like a knife. "Dave, you won't believe—"

The sentence died abruptly, stolen by a noise so sharp it felt like the sky splitting. A shriek of terror pierced the lazy sounds of the beach. Dave’s head snapped up just in time to see Sally jerk upward, her feet flailing in the air as massive talons wrapped around her waist. The eagle’s wings beat furiously, creating a whirlwind of sand that stung his eyes and filled his mouth with grit. Her scream—raw, primal—echoed down the shore, piercing the skin and boiling the blood underneath. It carried far beyond the horizon before fading, leaving a stunned silence that vibrated in his ears.

Dave’s breath shuddered out in a rasp, a tremor running through his limbs. For a moment, something like relief seeped through the cracks in his composure. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe-

His eyes drifted to the gas station, an ancient structure bleached and cracked by years of sun and salt. Old Larry stood wobbling on a rusted ladder, the metal creaking as he fumbled with the cracked plastic numbers on the price sign. The wind tugged at Larry’s tattered overalls as he worked, a hum of his familiar tune lost in the rush of waves. A smile ghosted Dave’s lips, the edges of his memory dredging up Barry’s old song. "3.78082, on the dime," he mouthed, a chuckle bubbling up.

The humor died in his throat, curdling into dread. Larry shifted on the ladder, revealing the bold, impossible digits: 69.99.

Dave’s eyes widened, the world narrowing to that mocking number. His vision blurred, breath shattering in his chest. "Nice," he muttered through clenched teeth, a beat of insane laughter punctuating the word. "Wait, what?"

The last string tethering him to reason snapped. A red mist clouded his vision as a roar ripped free from his throat, primal and jagged. Before his brain could catch up, his body lunged forward, a freight train of rage. The ladder shook violently as his hands found purchase, and Larry’s startled yell was cut off by the sickening crack of bone against pavement. Blood sprayed in an arc, darkening the sun-bleached concrete as Larry crumpled, a pool spreading beneath his head, crimson glistening under the harsh sun.

Chaos detonated around him. Bob emerged from behind the bar, eyes wide, lips parted in a shout that never came. Dave’s fists found their mark, a burst of red and shattered glass following the crunch of bone. Shelly screamed, but her voice, once a torment, now only fueled the fire gnawing through him.

He moved through the beach like a hurricane, leaving a wake of blood and shattered limbs, the air thick with the copper tang of violence. And then, as quickly as it had erupted, silence fell, broken only by the rhythmic crash of waves, indifferent and eternal.


"Slush Rush"
24 October 2024
Rated: PG

David had never been good at much in life. He wasn’t great at school, couldn’t hold down a job, and, frankly, was a terrible driver. But none of that mattered because David had one burning passion: slushies. His goal was simple—he would drink every slushy in America. And nothing—not his questionable driving skills, not the law, not even common sense—would stand in his way.

Armed with a rusty van and an unhealthy obsession with frozen beverages, David set off on his quest. City by city, gas station by gas station, he downed slushies in every flavor imaginable. Blue raspberry, cherry, mystery flavors—he left no slushy machine untouched. As his conquest continued, word began to spread. What started as a bizarre hobby quickly turned into something bigger, something darker.

The slushy supply began to dwindle. David’s relentless pursuit of slushies caused panic across the nation. Gas stations ran dry. Slushy addicts cried out in desperation. The Slushy Machine Manufacturers of America (SMMA) issued an official warning, calling David a "threat to frozen beverages everywhere." The government had to act. And fast.

The FBI launched an investigation, declaring David a "fugitive of slushy law." The CIA, fearing the FBI’s methods would be too slow, got involved as well. What started as a hunt for David soon became an all-out war between the agencies, each racing to catch him first. Files were classified. Black helicopters hovered in the skies. The nation's most elite agents were pulled from high-priority missions, all to capture one man—and his unquenchable thirst for slushies.

But David was always one step ahead, leaving a trail of empty cups and sticky floors behind him. One day, while pulling into a small-town gas station, David felt a chill run down his spine. He knew he was close to the end of his journey. Only one slushy machine remained—The Last Slushy Machine in America. And he was determined to be the one to drink from it.

As David approached the gas station, he saw them—FBI agents, fully armed, ready to strike. He gunned the engine of his van, skidding to a stop just in front of the store. The agents swarmed, drawing their weapons. But David was faster. He ducked and dodged, slipping between aisles of chips and soda, his eyes locked on the glowing, frosty machine in the corner.

Just as he reached for the cup, a hand clamped down on his wrist—cuffs. David's heart sank. He looked up to see an FBI agent smirking, shaking his head in disappointment. "It’s over, David. You’ve slurped your last slushy."

Suddenly, chaos erupted. Out of nowhere, CIA operatives stormed the store, tackling the FBI agents. Guns drawn, fists flying, the two agencies clashed in a messy, undignified brawl, all while David stood frozen in shock. In the commotion, the handcuffs slipped off, clattering to the floor unnoticed.

Without hesitation, David made a break for it, diving over the counter and grabbing the last slushy cup in America. He jammed it under the nozzle, watching as the icy mixture filled the cup. The agents, tangled in their own conflict, didn’t notice until it was too late. David had done it. He had won.

As he stepped outside, cup in hand, the chaos behind him faded away. A small stage had been hastily assembled in the parking lot, complete with a tiny podium. A modest crowd of confused onlookers gathered. And there, standing on the stage, was none other than Barack Obama himself.

David approached, still dripping with slushy residue, his heart pounding in disbelief. The former president smiled, giving a nod of approval. "David," Obama began, raising a hand to quiet the crowd, "let me be clear."

But before he could finish his sentence, something strange happened. Obama began to fade. His voice slowed, his figure shimmered, and within moments, he was gone, vanishing into the air like an echo of the past.

For a second, there was silence. Then the crowd erupted into cheers. People high-fived David, clapping him on the back, celebrating his massive achievement. Despite the madness, despite the government chasing him across the country, David had done what no one thought possible: he had drunk every slushy in America.

The air was filled with celebration, laughter, and the scent of sugary frozen drinks. David, for once in his life, was a hero.

And with that, he took a long sip from the last slushy, savoring every icy drop, knowing that he had truly done the impossible.


"The Final Morning"
22 October 2024
Rated: R

The lawn mowers droned in the background, their relentless hum blending with the soft chirps of birds outside. It was 7 AM, and Dan sat at the kitchen table, scrolling through his phone, eyes heavy with exhaustion. Another sleepless night, just like all the others. His thumb lazily flicked through notifications, news stories, and memes, none of it really sinking in. The day was just beginning, but something about the air felt off—a subtle tension that Dan couldn’t quite place.

A deafening roar echoed from down the hall. Dan looked up, his heart pounding. The sound of splintering wood filled the house as Timmy—his younger brother—came crashing through the walls, wielding a massive chainsaw. The teeth of the saw spun violently, sending shards of wood flying through the air. His face was twisted into an unrecognizable mask of pure mania, eyes wide and wild, frothing with madness.

“TIMMY! What the hell—” Dan screamed, but it was too late.

The chainsaw buzzed and screeched as Timmy swung it wildly, tearing through everything in sight. Their mother barely had time to scream before the saw sliced through her, her blood splattering the walls in thick arcs. Timmy’s laughter filled the room, a high-pitched, maniacal sound that drowned out her cries. The kitchen floor was quickly slick with blood, the metallic scent thick in the air.

Dan’s father, usually so stoic, tried to rush Timmy, but the chainsaw met him halfway. The scream that escaped his mouth was cut short as the blades tore through him, spraying chunks of flesh and bone across the room. The sheer force of the impact sent his body crumpling to the ground, lifeless, the red pooling around him like a grotesque, crimson halo.

Dan’s sister, frozen in shock, couldn’t move as Timmy turned the saw towards her. The room was chaos—a horrifying blend of mechanical screeching, the sound of bodies falling, and Timmy’s gleeful cackle. In one clean slice, the chainsaw roared through her too, her body folding under the assault, blood spilling across the shattered remains of the family’s once-cozy home. Dan stood paralyzed in the corner, his mind struggling to process the carnage unfolding before him.

Sirens blared in the distance as neighbors, horrified by the noise and the sheer terror radiating from the house, called for help. Soon, flashing red and blue lights illuminated the street, cutting through the early morning fog. The police burst through the front door, guns drawn, barking orders.

“DROP IT, NOW!” one officer screamed, but Timmy just turned to face them, a crooked smile spreading across his face as he raised the chainsaw above his head. Without hesitation, the officers opened fire.

Bullets ripped through Timmy’s body, blood splattering everywhere as he jerked and spasmed under the barrage. His legs gave out, and he fell to the floor, the chainsaw still clutched in his hands, its blades slowing as the life drained from his body. But even as he died, a look of twisted satisfaction remained frozen on his face, as if he had accomplished exactly what he set out to do. The room was a nightmare of blood, bodies, and the scent of death hanging heavy in the air.

Dan, standing in the middle of the wreckage, felt his legs give out as he collapsed onto the blood-soaked floor, staring blankly at the devastation around him. His family was gone. Everything was gone. The buzzing of the chainsaw, now silenced, seemed to echo endlessly in his head.

Then, a strange noise broke the tension. A hum. A familiar hum. The fridge rattled. Its motor kicked on loudly, filling the kitchen with its usual grumbling vibration.

Dan blinked. The police lowered their guns, chuckling, as Timmy stood up, tossing the now-dormant chainsaw aside with a sheepish grin. “Aw, man,” said one of the officers, wiping a tear from his eye as laughter filled the room. “That fridge again, huh?”

Everyone shared a look and burst into laughter. Bloodstains vanished, walls mended themselves, and the chaos dissipated like smoke. It had all been an elaborate illusion, the work of the silly fridge once again causing havoc with its incessant, overly dramatic vibrations. Dan couldn’t help but join in, chuckling at how ridiculous it all had been.

"That fridge... it’s gonna be the end of me," he muttered to himself, shaking his head with a smirk.


"The Gruesome Demise of Lana Del Rey"
21 October 2024
Rated: M

In a chilling twist of fate, beloved singer Lana Del Rey was tragically devoured by a pelican while performing on a secluded beach. Witnesses reported a horrific scene as the creature erupted from the ocean. Lana, lost in her haunting melodies, had no idea of the nightmare lurking beneath the waves.

As she sang, her voice echoed beautifully against the backdrop of crashing waves, drawing the attention of the beast. With each note, its hunger grew, a primal force that twisted its very being. The sun dipped below the horizon, casting eerie shadows, and suddenly, the beach trembled as the pelican emerged, its wings splashing violently, sending saltwater spraying everywhere.

In an instant, chaos erupted. The creature lunged forward, its beak snapping open wide. Lana’s last notes were drowned out by a monstrous screech as the pelican enveloped her in a savage embrace, silencing her song forever. Blood poured from the creature’s maw, mingling with the surf, transforming the picturesque beach into a scene of unimaginable horror.

As the news spread, social media ignited into a frenzy. Twitter exploded with panic, users flooding the platform with frantic posts and grotesque images. “Lana’s gone! She was just singing!” one user cried, their despair amplified by the chaos unfolding in real-time. Videos of the horrific event circulated wildly, with some users daring to share the moment the pelican struck, the bloodied surf glistening ominously under the moonlight.

Memes depicting the monstrous pelican spread like wildfire, but beneath the surface, the devastation was palpable. “We’re living in a horror movie!” echoed through the digital landscape, where grief morphed into a bizarre spectacle of dark humor and macabre fascination.

Meanwhile, on Reddit, threads spiraled into madness. Users posted graphic descriptions of the event, dissecting every gruesome detail, from the splintering sound of bone to the way the waves turned crimson. “What is happening?!” one bewildered user posted, their mind reeling as they tried to comprehend the unfolding horror. Another added, “This feels like a nightmare we can’t wake up from.” The chaos was intoxicating, binding them together in their shared shock.

In the midst of this turmoil, TimmyThompson, an unhinged content creator known for his bizarre antics, took to YouTube. Fueled by the chaos, he unleashed a grotesque performance unlike anything seen before. In a twisted act of rebellion against the world’s suffering, he donned a makeshift superhero costume and brandished a massive sword. “Let’s slice the internet in half!” he yelled, his voice dripping with manic energy.

With a wild swing, he struck the screen, and the platform split apart in a shower of pixelated blood, raining down on viewers like confetti. The audience watched in horror, unable to look away as chaos unfolded on their screens. “This is what you wanted!” Timmy shouted, laughing maniacally, his eyes wide with a mixture of glee and insanity. The absurdity of the moment only deepened the sense of dread looming over the world.

As the news networks scrambled to cover the unfolding tragedy, the streets outside were filled with wailing fans, their tears mingling with the crimson tide. Makeshift memorials sprang up along the beach, adorned with flowers and candles, while anguished cries echoed through the air. People clutched one another, their grief palpable, as the haunting sound of Lana’s music played faintly in the background, a reminder of the beauty lost.

The aftermath of the tragedy left the world forever changed. The pelican, now a grotesque symbol of horror, vanished into the depths of the ocean, leaving only chaos and despair in its wake. News anchors struggled to contain their emotions as they reported on the thousands who gathered to mourn, their faces a canvas of grief and disbelief.

In the end, all that remained was the echo of Lana’s haunting melodies, forever entwined with the image of chaos and horror. A dark chapter was sealed, marked by the blood of a beloved icon and the madness of a world teetering on the edge. The pelican had taken more than just a life; it had consumed hope, joy, and the sweet sound of music, leaving behind a haunting silence and a collective grief that would linger for years to come.


"Munchy's"
18 October 2024
Rated: M

Snorky, the local pig known for his missing left earring, was absolutely starving. It was a sunny afternoon, and the smell of freshly grilled food wafted through the air as he trotted through town. He could hear the distant laughter of children playing and the sound of sizzling meat from Oinkers Diner, his usual go-to spot for a hearty meal. However, when he arrived, he was met with a long line snaking out the door. Patrons were packed inside, laughing and chatting, it seemd like a busy night for the place.

“Not today,” Snorky muttered to himself, shaking his head. He turned away from the chaos, his stomach growling in protest as he wandered down the street. He felt desperation creeping in; he needed to find food, and he needed it fast.

As he wandered, Snorky’s eyes landed on a small, rundown restaurant with a flickering sign that read "Munchy’s." The place looked almost deserted, and a sense of relief washed over him. Finally, a chance to eat without the chaos of the diner. He pushed the door open, and a bell jingled overhead, though the sound felt more ominous than welcoming.

Inside, the atmosphere was dim and unsettling. The flickering fluorescent lights cast eerie shadows on the walls, and the floor was sticky with what Snorky could only assume was spilled food. The air was thick with a strange mix of spices and something oddly sweet, making his stomach churn with both hunger and apprehension.

Behind the counter stood a man named Dave, his wild hair sticking up in every direction like he had just been electrocuted. He wore a stained apron that looked like it hadn’t been washed in weeks, and his eyes were bloodshot and twitching. A fine layer of white powder dusted his nose, and he occasionally sniffed loudly, as if trying to clear his sinuses.

“Welcome to Munchy’s!” Dave shouted, his voice a bizarre mix of enthusiasm and mania. He grinned widely, revealing crooked teeth that seemed to sparkle in the dim light. “I’m Dave! What can I get for ya?” Snorky hesitated, unsure whether to be excited or terrified. “Uh, what’s the special today?” he asked cautiously, trying to gauge whether this was a good idea.

“You’re in luck!” Dave replied, his jaw flapping open and closed in an exaggerated manner as he spoke. “We’ve got a special today! You’re gonna love it!” He leaned over the counter, his eyes bulging with excitement, but also with a wildness that made Snorky’s skin crawl. “I’ll take it,” Snorky said, trying to suppress his unease.

Suddenly, without warning, Dave lunged over the counter and grabbed Snorky’s arm with a grip that felt like iron. “Come on! You’re gonna be the star of the menu!”

“Wait, what?!” Snorky yelled, panic flooding his senses. The man was clearly out of his mind, his movements erratic and jittery.

As Dave dragged Snorky toward the kitchen, the chaos inside grew even louder. The kitchen was a nightmarish scene, with pots boiling over and the sound of something sizzling in a deep fryer. A faint sound of something grotesque echoed in the background, and Snorky realized it was Dave’s bones creaking and snapping as he moved.

“Let me go!” Snorky shouted, but Dave was relentless. He tossed Snorky onto a stainless-steel table, his laughter echoing in the small room. “Now, this is where the magic happens!”

“I don’t like this!” Snorky protested, trying to scramble away, but Dave was already reaching for a giant bottle of syrup, his eyes wide with manic excitement. “You’re gonna be so good with syrup!”

Dave poured an absurd amount of syrup all over Snorky, drenching him in a sticky, sweet mess. “Oh, it’s perfect!” he exclaimed, his jaw wobbling as he spoke. “You’re gonna taste amazing!” Then, in a wild frenzy, Dave grabbed a knife, his movements jerky and unpredictable. “We need to mix you with the syrup! That’s how you become the special!”

“Wait, no! This is insane!” Snorky screamed, but Dave was already preparing to slice him. In a sudden fit of madness, he tripped over a pot, crashing to the floor with a loud thud. His arms waved around comically as he struggled to get up, trying to point at his name tag, but his head turned awkwardly, and his eyes rolled back as he stared at Snorky.

“DA-aaaa UAAAaavve! I’m Daauveee hh y  h” he muttered, his voice slurring as he fought to regain control.

With a manic grin, Dave stumbled to his feet, his body shaking uncontrollably. “Now, time to chop chop!” He grabbed Snorky again, but as he did, he lost his balance. Snorky watched in horror as Dave fell onto the table, his weight crashing down with a sickening crunch, bones snapping audibly.

“DAAAAHHH!” Dave screamed, his voice a blend of shock and twisted delight. “I’m… I’m DAUV-”

Before Snorky could process what was happening, Dave was flailing wildly, his arms and legs thrashing as he struggled to push himself up. His body twisted at unnatural angles, the sound of bones creaking and snapping echoing through the kitchen. With a final, desperate gasp, he fell forward into a massive bowl of pasta salad that had been sitting nearby, the colorful ingredients splattering everywhere.

“NO! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU—” Snorky yelled, but it was too late. Dave was now a grotesque blend of syrup and pasta, his arms waving around as he attempted to rise from the salad, but he was stuck, half-embedded in the mess.

“DA-aaaa UAAAaavve!” he choked out, his head turning in all directions, eyes wide with panic. “DAUUUUVE!” The scene was chaotic and surreal, with Snorky standing frozen, covered in syrup and pasta remnants. Dave’s frantic flailing and muffled cries of his own name echoed in the small kitchen, creating an absurd soundtrack to the madness unfolding.

With one final, pitiful flop, Dave’s head sank below the surface of the pasta salad, the chaos giving way to an eerie silence. Snorky blinked in disbelief, unsure whether to cry.
In the midst of the absurdity, he took a deep breath and bolted out of the restaurant, leaving the chaos behind. As he burst through the front door, he could still hear the muffled remnants of Dave’s wild laughter mixing with the chaos of the kitchen, a sound that would haunt him for days to come.

Outside, Snorky took a moment to collect himself, thankful to escape the madness of Munchy’s. He vowed never to return, realizing that sometimes, it was better to stick to the chaos of the diner than to end up as the main course in a restaurant run by a cook named Dave.


"Math Class with Mrs Van Rensburg"
16 October 2024
Rated: M

Mrs. Van Rensburg, the strict but usually calm Grade 9 math teacher, stood at the front of the classroom, her voice steady as she worked through a complicated equation on the board. The students, fidgeting in their seats, were restless—it was the last period of the day, and attention spans were wearing thin.

Tebo, known for his mischievous behavior, was quietly planning his next move. He had a reputation for pushing teachers to the edge, and today, he was feeling particularly bold. With a quick glance around to make sure Mrs. Van Rensburg wasn’t looking, Tebo began his scheme. He made a loud, deliberate scraping noise with his chair, then started tapping his pencil on his desk rhythmically, building up the noise like an annoying metronome.

Mrs. Van Rensburg’s chalk paused mid-stroke. She turned slowly, her brow furrowing, but didn’t say anything at first. The class watched as the tapping continued, louder now, echoing through the room. Tebo smirked, enjoying the reaction he was getting. A few students snickered, sensing the tension rise.

“Who is doing that?” Mrs. Van Rensburg asked sharply, her voice cutting through the class like a knife.

Tebo remained silent but kept tapping, the smirk never leaving his face. The noise was getting to everyone. A girl in the back covered her ears, while a few other students exchanged nervous glances. Mrs. Van Rensburg’s face grew redder by the second. Her usual calm demeanor was cracking, and the class could feel the storm coming.

“Stop. That. NOW!” she shouted, slamming her hand on the desk, her voice booming.

Tebo, ever the provocateur, stopped tapping for a brief moment—just long enough for the silence to settle in—before dragging his pencil across the desk again, slow and grating. It was the last straw. Mrs. Van Rensburg’s face twisted in fury.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!” she yelled, her voice shaking with rage.

The sudden outburst was like a spark to a powder keg. The students, already restless and on edge, erupted. Desks were pushed over, papers flew into the air, and shouts filled the room as chaos broke loose. Tebo, laughing, watched as the classroom descended into madness. Chairs were flung, books knocked off shelves, and students started screaming as they tore the room apart.

Mrs. Van Rensburg stood frozen for a moment, her fists clenched at her sides. Her face, now pale with fury, was a picture of barely contained rage. “Everyone, SIT DOWN!” she roared, but her voice was drowned out by the pandemonium.

The prefects, who had been sitting at the back of the room, had had enough. Usually the calm enforcers of order, they snapped. One of them, John, stood up and shouted over the chaos, his voice booming like a drill sergeant, “EVERYONE, SHUT UP!”

But it wasn’t enough. The chaos only seemed to intensify, with Tebo now standing on a desk, waving his arms like a conductor orchestrating the madness. The prefects exchanged glances and then sprang into action. They started pulling students apart, trying to restore order, but it was like trying to hold back a tidal wave.

Screams filled the room as more desks toppled. The chaos was reaching a fever pitch. Finally, the prefects, clearly fed up, snapped. They started shouting commands, grabbing students by the shoulders, forcing them back into their seats with a force that surprised everyone. The room began to quiet, but tension hung in the air like a storm cloud.

Mrs. Van Rensburg, breathing heavily, stared down at the broken remains of her once orderly classroom. Her eyes locked on Tebo, who, for the first time, looked a little less sure of himself.

The prefects, their faces hard with anger, stood over the class like guards watching over prisoners. John pointed at Tebo. “You’re done,” he said coldly. Tebo slumped back into his seat, the smirk wiped from his face.

As the dust settled, the room was eerily quiet. Mrs. Van Rensburg, still trembling with fury, took a deep breath. “This is not over,” she said in a low, dangerous voice. And everyone knew she meant it.

///TO BE CONTINUED...


"Tom and the Bomb"
16 October 2024
Rated: PG

Thomason Bradley had always been fascinated with science, always tinkering with things he barely understood in his basement, lost among wires, equations, and strange machines. One day, while working on an experiment involving energy conservation, he stumbled upon something odd. A small device he had built—meant to stabilize energy flows—began humming.

The device, small and unremarkable, was glowing faintly. Thomason scratched his head, confused. His calculations weren’t adding up. Still, he pressed on, tweaking the machine, trying to figure out what was going wrong. It seemed like the more he fiddled, the brighter the glow became.

As the hours went on, something unsettling happened. The glow intensified, and strange readings began flashing on his screens. He noticed a slight vibration in the air around him. But before he could react, his computer went haywire—graphs spiked, numbers shot off the charts, and alarms blared.

Without Thomason knowing, his device had triggered a reaction, one not unlike nuclear fusion. The surrounding objects in his basement began vibrating, the walls trembled, and the air itself felt charged with energy. Across town, sensors in government labs lit up. The FBI scrambled into action, their surveillance systems detecting a massive energy spike in the middle of a quiet suburban neighborhood.

Thomason looked at the screen in horror as the numbers kept climbing. “This... this can’t be real,” he muttered to himself. He reached for the device to shut it down, but it was too late. In a flash, a pulse of energy erupted from the machine, knocking him off his feet. The walls around him began to crack and splinter. Panic set in. Thomason scrambled up the stairs and bolted out of the house, running into the street. He turned just in time to see his house shudder and collapse inward, swallowed by an unseen force.

FBI agents arrived on the scene in helicopters, black SUVs screeching to a halt on the roads, as they surrounded the ever-growing destruction. The entire neighborhood was being consumed. Houses, trees, cars—all vanishing into the expanding, pulsating wave of energy that Thomason had unknowingly unleashed. Reports poured in that nearby cities were evacuating, unsure of what kind of disaster was spreading, unable to stop it.

Thomason tried to explain what had happened, but no one could understand how he had created a reaction that was essentially a nuclear bomb without any of the traditional materials. The FBI, frantic and out of options, declared a global emergency. Governments around the world were in chaos. The destruction moved in unpredictable patterns, consuming entire blocks at random.

Satellite feeds showed cities disappearing, vast swathes of the earth vanishing, leaving nothing but an eerie silence. The world was gripped in terror. Scientists and engineers were flown in from all over, desperately trying to find a way to reverse the growing energy field. Thomason, now utterly devastated, could only watch in silence as the world crumbled around him.

And then, just as everything seemed on the brink of annihilation, Thomason turned back to his house, or what was left of it, and spotted something… odd.

A soft beep echoed from the corner of his demolished kitchen. It was rhythmic, almost… familiar. He walked toward the pile of rubble, cautiously lifting pieces of debris away until he found the source of the noise. There, in the corner, was his fridge.

The door had come ajar during the chaos, and the temperature display was flashing “Error” over and over again. Thomason blinked. His eyes narrowed as he checked the fridge's wiring. It turns out, the entire cataclysm, the energy field, the destruction, the global panic, was all because his smart fridge had malfunctioned, sending bizarre energy signatures across the grid and triggering a massive chain reaction of false alarms.

He stared at the fridge in disbelief, dumbfounded. One of the FBI agents approached, his face grim, but Thomason couldn’t help it anymore. He burst out laughing, the tension breaking all at once.

“The fridge… it was the fridge all along,” Thomason gasped through his laughter. The agent raised an eyebrow. One by one, people started to laugh, awkward chuckles at first, but soon the entire scene descended into uproarious laughter. The FBI, the scientists, even the helicopter pilots hovering above, all laughing at the absurdity of it all.

As everyone clapped and wiped tears from their eyes, Thomason gave the fridge a pat on its side. “You really got us this time,” he said with a smile. And just like that, what had seemed like the end of the world faded into a shared joke, a reminder that sometimes, even in the face of chaos, it’s all just the fridge being silly again.


"Jason and Mason"
15 October 2024
Rated: R

Jason and Mason, two curious brothers, crept through the creaking halls of the abandoned house. Dust clung to the air, swirling in their flashlight beams as they pushed deeper into the darkness. The house had been untouched for decades, and the eerie silence seemed to swallow their footsteps.

"Think we’ll find anything cool in here?" Mason whispered, glancing nervously at his brother.

Jason, always the braver of the two, smirked. "I’m telling you, there’s gotta be something. People don’t just abandon a place like this for no reason."

They pushed open a door at the end of a long, narrow hallway. Inside was a small, forgotten kitchen, everything covered in grime. But in the center of the counter, pristine and untouched by time, sat an old blender. It gleamed unnaturally, almost as if it had been waiting for them. “What the hell? How is that so clean?” Mason asked, staring at the blender. Jason, curious as ever, walked toward it. "Who knows? Maybe it still works."

He reached out and flicked the blender's switch. Nothing happened. But as he turned to shrug at Mason, the blender suddenly roared to life, the blades spinning so fast they blurred into a metallic whirl.

"Whoa! Dude, turn it off!" Mason shouted, stepping back. Jason, eyes wide, yanked at the switch, but the blender kept going. Its roar grew louder, vibrating violently on the counter. Without warning, the lid flew off, and the blender… moved. It slid across the counter toward Jason, as if it had a mind of its own.

"What the?-" Jason tried to jump back, but the blender lunged at him, the blades spinning with a terrifying, hungry sound. Before he could react, the machine latched onto his arm, and with a sickening crunch, the blades tore through flesh and bone.

Mason screamed, frozen in horror as his brother was pulled into the blender, piece by piece. Blood sprayed everywhere, painting the walls and floor, and the sound of Jason’s bones crunching filled the room. The blender, impossibly, grew larger with every bite, consuming Jason completely. Mason stood there, trembling, tears streaming down his face. But the blender wasn’t done. It began to growl again, louder, hungrier. It turned toward him.

"No! No, no, no!" Mason bolted for the door, his heart pounding in his chest. He ran through the halls, but the blender followed, skittering across the floor, chasing him with a horrifying, grinding noise. As Mason burst out of the house, he saw a group of people, neighbors, kids; anyone unlucky enough to be nearby. He screamed for them to run, but it was too late. The blender was faster now, its hunger insatiable.

One by one, the people were sucked into its blades, consumed with gruesome speed. Their screams echoed in the night, but no one could escape. The blender devoured them all, growing larger and more grotesque with each kill. The once-small kitchen appliance now stood as tall as a person, its blades whirring with unnatural energy, coated in blood and flesh.

Mason collapsed on the ground, panting, staring in horror as the blender approached him once more. He had nowhere to run. The last thing he saw was the gleam of the blades as the forbidden blender claimed its final meal.


"Rodney's Museum Adventure"
13 October 2024
Rated: R

Rodney stood in the heart of the museum’s grand aviation exhibit, his hands clenched around the crank of the massive 747 turbine engine, which had been on display as a proud relic of flight. The polished blades, once symbols of power and precision, now groaned under the unnatural pressure he was exerting.

Sweat poured from Rodney’s brow, dripping onto the polished marble floor beneath him. The museum was quiet, except for the eerie sound of the turbine struggling to spin. Families wandered through the hall, unaware of the chaos about to unfold, admiring the history of aviation. Rodney’s eyes glinted with a manic energy, his grin stretched far too wide for comfort as he cranked the turbine harder, forcing the blades to jerk and shudder.

The turbine, never meant to be cranked by hand, resisted violently. The blades twisted, groaning with a metallic wail as Rodney applied more force than they could withstand. The sweat dripped faster from his face, soaking his shirt. His muscles screamed in protest, but he only grinned wider, ignoring the painful snapping of his own bones as his wrists contorted unnaturally under the strain.

A loud crack echoed through the museum as the first blade snapped, metal shards splintering in all directions. Families turned, startled by the noise, their faces transforming from curiosity to horror as they realized something was terribly wrong. Children screamed. Parents began to back away.

But Rodney didn’t stop. He cranked faster, his bones cracking in harmony with the failing turbine. The blades spun, faster and faster, even as they disintegrated, sending sparks and shards into the air. The sheer force of the spinning machine began to create a vortex, sucking loose pamphlets, debris, and the museum’s carefully curated display items into its wake.

The police arrived moments later, bursting into the exhibit hall with their weapons drawn. The museum echoed with their shouted commands.

“Stop! Hands in the air!” But Rodney ignored them. His grin widened into something monstrous, inhuman. He cranked the turbine harder, the blades now spinning with such violence that the air itself seemed to howl. Sweat dripped from his brow, pooling at his feet.

Then, the unimaginable happened.

The first officer, stepping too close, was yanked off his feet. The sheer force of the spinning blades pulled him into the turbine, and within seconds, he disappeared into the swirling mass of metal. The air was filled with a sickening crunch as the blades tore through flesh and bone. Blood sprayed across the walls, painting the white marble with streaks of red.

Panic broke loose. The museum, once a quiet sanctuary of history, had become a war zone. Visitors screamed, pushing toward the exits in a desperate attempt to escape. The police, now realizing the true danger, tried to retreat, but the pull of the turbine was too strong.

One by one, they were sucked into the vortex. Their screams were cut short as the blades shredded through them, turning the once-grand exhibit into a macabre display of carnage. The polished floors were slick with blood, the museum now an echo chamber of chaos and death.

But Rodney kept cranking. His grin never faltered. His bones snapped further, his arms now twisted beyond recognition. His body contorted with each violent turn of the crank, but he seemed immune to the agony. The turbine had become his symphony of destruction, and he was the mad conductor.

Suddenly, a loud beep sounded from behind him.

The museum’s security alarm. The microwave from the nearby break room, overloaded from the chaos in the building, suddenly exploded with a sharp pop. Rodney barely turned to acknowledge it. The room had turned into a violent storm, and Rodney stood at its epicenter, drenched in sweat and madness, his body broken but his spirit consumed by the sheer chaos he had unleashed.

The turbine howled.


"The Muffin Man"
13 October 2024
Rated: R

David Muffer stood in the kitchen, humming to himself as he prepared the ingredients for dinner. The mixer whirred loudly on the counter, blending eggs and flour into a smooth batter. He wore a brand-new shirt—something his wife had insisted he buy after weeks of wearing his old, tattered one.

Without thinking, David leaned closer to the mixer to check the batter, his hand fumbling with the controls. In a split second of clumsiness, the sleeve of his new shirt caught in the mixer’s blades. His arm was dragged toward the bowl, and with it, his entire body lurched forward. He panicked, trying to pull back, but it was too late. The blades spun mercilessly, shredding not only his shirt but a good portion of his skin, too.

"David! What the hell are you doing?!" his wife, Claire, screamed as she rushed into the kitchen. She saw the mess—bits of shirt, blood, and batter splattering the countertop—and immediately lost it. "Are you insane?! That’s your new shirt! You ruined it!" she shrieked, her voice piercing through the whirring of the mixer. Tears of frustration welled up in her eyes as she flailed her arms, her anger boiling over.

For five long minutes, she screamed at him—about the shirt, about the mess, about how he never took anything seriously. She was relentless, her voice cracking, while David just stood there, battered, half-mixed into the bowl, listening in silence. And then something inside David snapped.

With a sudden, violent movement, he reached out, grabbing Claire by the wrist. Before she could even react, he dragged her toward the still-whirring mixer. Her eyes went wide, shock freezing her in place. "David, no! What are you..." But her words were cut off as he shoved her head into the bowl.

The mixer whined loudly as it struggled against the new, unexpected addition. Claire’s screams were muffled by the batter, her legs kicking wildly, but David held her down, his face twisted in cold fury. Her flailing soon stopped, her body going limp, mixing into the batter that had once been meant for dinner. David released her lifeless form, letting the mixer continue its gruesome work. The batter was now tinged with red, thick and grotesque. He stood there, panting, a twisted grin creeping across his face.

The kitchen door creaked open. Claire’s mother walked in, her eyes taking in the scene of carnage. David stood there, the bloody, twisted mess still churning in the mixer beside him. But she didn’t say a word. She looked at him, then at the remains of her daughter swirling in the mixing bowl. And then, nothing. She turned and walked out of the room without a word, as if what she had seen wasn’t worth mentioning.

Damien’s grin widened as he cranked the mixer to full speed. The batter splashed violently, the machine struggling to keep up with the grotesque contents inside. He felt something almost euphoric in watching the chaos he had created, the sounds of the blades grinding against bone, the splattering of blood on the walls.

It was all over.


"Damien and the Holiday Trip"
12 October 2024
Rated: M

Damien stood in the long, winding security line at the airport, tapping his foot impatiently. His family shuffled nervously around him, but all Damien could think about was the unbearable boredom gnawing at him. The endless wait, the dull hum of conversations, the sterile, fluorescent lights, it was all too much.

Without a word, he stepped out of the line, his movements calm but deliberate. His parents didn’t notice at first, their attention focused on filling the security trays with belts, phones, and wallets. But when his sister glanced over and saw Damien heading toward the restricted area where the 747 was parked, her eyes widened.
“Damien! What are you doing?” she hissed, but it was too late. He was already out of earshot.

Damien walked with a quiet purpose, slipping past the security guards as if they weren’t even there. His eyes locked on the massive turbine engine of the nearest 747, its blades gleaming under the airport lights. The temptation surged within him—something deep, something dark. His grin stretched wider as he reached out toward the powerful blades.

With a swift motion, he pulled out a tool from his jacket. It wasn’t much, but it was sharp, efficient. And with one violent shred, the turbine’s blades cracked and splintered under his touch, twisting and groaning as metal peeled away. The noise was horrific—metal screeching, alarms blaring, and chaos erupting instantly across the tarmac.

The airport went into lockdown. Security swarmed like bees, panicked voices echoed through the terminal, and flights were grounded. But Damien didn’t care. He simply watched, standing amidst the chaos, his eyes glowing with dark satisfaction.
Back in the security line, his family could only watch in horror as the scene unfolded. They knew Damien had caused it, and soon enough, the fury kicked in.

“Damien! You’ve ruined everything!” his mother shouted, her voice breaking as she clutched her head. His father’s face turned pale with anger and shock.
The airport ground to a halt. Passengers screamed, flights were canceled, and the staff tried to contain the panic spreading like wildfire. But Damien, untouched by the madness, slowly made his way back toward his family, his cold grin never faltering.

They were furious, yelling at him, demanding explanations. But all Damien did was tilt his head, an unsettling calm radiating from him. His silence unnerved them more than his actions had. Soon, fury gave way to fear.

It began with his sister. She broke down first, collapsing to her knees, sobbing. Tears streaked down her face, but then something horrifying happened. The tears turned red—thick streams of blood flowed from her eyes as she cried, pleading for forgiveness.
One by one, the rest of his family followed. His mother gasped, her voice catching in her throat as blood seeped from her tear ducts. His father, once so strong and authoritative, trembled as the same crimson tears ran down his cheeks. They cried and bled, collapsing under the weight of their fear and guilt. "Please, Damien," his mother whispered through the blood and tears. "Forgive us… please…"

But Damien only stood there, grinning, watching them crumble before him. He could see the power he held over them now, how utterly broken they were, how their once proud voices had been reduced to nothing but whispers for mercy. "Forgiveness?" Damien whispered, crouching down to meet his mother’s blood-streaked face. "You should have thought about that before."

He stood again, leaving them in their sorrow, their cries of blood echoing in the empty terminal. The airport was in shambles, but for Damien, it was perfect. They had begged, bled, and broken under his gaze. And still, his grin remained.


"Damien and the Dishes"
11 October 2024
Rated: M

Damien stood at the kitchen sink, a twisted grin curling across his face as he watched the murky dishwater swirl in the basin. The bits of food scraps, grease, and soap scum floated lazily on the surface, mixing into a grimy broth. His family sat around the dining table, exchanging nervous glances, unsure of what was about to unfold.

"Everyone, come over here," Damien said, his voice cold and commanding.

His parents, his sister, and his younger brother slowly rose from their seats, shuffling toward him like sheep being led to slaughter. There was a tense silence, broken only by the occasional clink of cutlery as Damien picked up a glass and dipped it into the dishwater. His hand trembled slightly with excitement.

"You're all going to drink this," he said, his grin widening. "Every. Single. One. Of. You."
His father stepped forward, his face lined with confusion and anger. "Damien, what is this about? This isn't funny-"

"Drink it," Damien snapped, thrusting the glass toward him.

There was a moment of hesitation, and then Damien’s father, swallowing his pride, took the glass. The thick, slimy liquid sloshed over the rim as he brought it to his lips. His face twisted in disgust, but he drank. Gagging, he handed the glass back, wiping his mouth on his sleeve.

Next was his mother. Tears welled up in her eyes, but she didn’t protest. She gulped the putrid water down, gagging more violently than her husband had. Her hands shook as she handed the glass back, the soap film sticking to her lips.

Damien’s sister was next, the youngest but perhaps the most stubborn. "Damien, stop this! This is insane!" she shouted, but Damien's dark stare made her shrink back. She took the glass with trembling hands and drank, tears streaming down her cheeks as she choked on the filthy water.

Finally, Damien turned to his younger brother. The boy whimpered, stepping backward, but Damien caught his wrist and pulled him forward. "Your turn," he said in a low, menacing voice.

"No, Damien, please!" the boy cried, but there was no escape. Damien forced the glass to his lips, tilting it back until the last drops of soapy dishwater were gone. The boy coughed violently, tears streaming down his face, but Damien didn’t care.

Chaos erupted as the rest of the family began to panic, vomiting on the floor, retching from the foul taste that lingered in their mouths. Plates fell to the ground, shattering, and the table toppled over as they scrambled in terror and confusion. The room was filled with the sounds of retching, screaming, and the dull thud of bodies collapsing in exhaustion.

Damien stood in the center of it all, laughing. His laughter echoed in the kitchen, manic and uncontrolled. He watched his family writhe in their own mess, weak and broken.
It was over. His family lay scattered around him, beaten down, too weak to fight back, too traumatized to even speak. He stared at the empty glass in his hand. There was nothing left to do.

Nothing left at all.


"My House"
7 October 2024
Rated: R

It was a quiet sunday morning when it all began. The Mom, her eyes glazed over, her fingers twitching as she crunched down on her “crystal mathematics.” That’s what she called it, anyway, as if those shards she was devouring would unlock some grand equation to life. But really, she was just lost in it, stuffing her face like some rabid creature, all while muttering numbers and nonsensical formulas under her breath.

Dad was a wreck, pacing back and forth, muttering to himself. “Still on that shit from yesterday,” he groaned, running his hands through his hair like he was trying to tear his own thoughts out. He hadn't slept in days. The weight of everything around him was gnawing at his sanity, but he just couldn't pull himself away. His bloodshot eyes were locked on Mom, watching her as she chewed with a sick kind of fascination.

And then there was Timmy. Of course, Timmy wasn’t much for sleeping, not when there was something to dismantle. It was nearly 2am, but he did not care, he had the grinder going full force, the screeching metal-on-metal tearing through the walls of the house like nails on a chalkboard. He wasn’t just playing around, he was dismantling the very bones of the house, one corner at a time, sending splinters and dust flying. The walls groaned as the grinder screamed, and Timmy grinned through the noise, his face lit up with the flickering sparks from the disassembly.

In the kitchen, Sally stood over the once-beloved family dog, now more of a lump of fur and meat. She hadn’t even flinched when Timmy’s noise started. No, she was too busy with her own work, slicing. Slowly, meticulously, as if every cut had to be just perfect. The dog had been their pride, their joy. Now, it was just another project. Sally’s hand moved with precision, the knife glinting in the dim kitchen light. She barely blinked, her focus honed as she sliced deeper, completely unfazed by the destruction happening all around her.

Dad looked up at the ceiling, his mind barely holding together, the screech of Timmy’s grinder and the wet sound of Sally’s slicing driving him further into the abyss. “What the hell happened to this family?” he muttered, his voice cracking. But no one answered.


The house groaned again as Timmy carved out another section of the wall, the structure itself threatening to collapse, just like everyone inside it.


"Jason's Cakes"
6 October 2024
Rated: M

Jason had always been a bit too adventurous in the kitchen, pushing boundaries and experimenting with recipes that made even his loving mother raise an eyebrow. But tonight, something sinister hung in the air, thickening the atmosphere like a heavy fog. It was Jason’s birthday, and he was determined to bake the most extravagant cake the world had ever seen.

“Mom, you have to see this!” he exclaimed, swirling a mixture of bizarre ingredients in a mixing bowl. The cake batter glimmered ominously, infused with strange flavors that seemed to pulse with a life of their own. His mother watched him with growing concern, feeling an unfamiliar dread clawing at her heart. “Maybe we should stick to something simpler, honey,” she suggested, her voice trembling slightly. But Jason, fueled by an unsettling confidence, shrugged off her words. “Where’s the fun in that? It’s just a cake!”

As he prepared to bake the monstrous creation, his father entered the kitchen, blissfully unaware of the darkness looming over them. “What’s going on in here?” he asked, a grin spreading across his face.

Before she could warn him, the ground beneath them trembled, and an unnatural force surged through the room. Jason’s father was suddenly yanked backward, as if a monstrous hand had gripped him from the shadows. “Jason! Help!” he screamed, his eyes wide with terror as he was dragged toward the kitchen door, pulled into a black void that seemed to pulse with hunger.

“Dad!” Jason shouted, his heart racing as he dropped the mixing bowl. The sweet aroma of the cake turned rancid, filling the air with a sickening scent that made his stomach churn. His mother’s face twisted in horror as she grasped Jason’s arm, desperation radiating from her.

But Jason was too late. His father was swallowed by the darkness, his cries fading into the oppressive silence of the kitchen. Jason’s heart pounded in his chest as he turned back to his mother, only to find her transformed, her loving gaze replaced by a terrifying intensity. “What have you done?” she whispered, her voice low and gravelly. The knife in her hand glimmered ominously as she approached him. “Mom, I—” he stammered, backing away from her, the realization crashing down upon him like a tidal wave.

Without warning, she lunged forward, her movements quick and precise. In a moment of sheer horror, Jason felt himself pulled toward the oven, a grotesque force yanking him down. The world twisted around him, and before he could comprehend what was happening, he was crammed into the oven, the door slamming shut with a finality that sent chills down his spine.

Inside, the heat wrapped around him, swirling like a suffocating blanket as he realized he was being baked into the very cake he had created. Panic surged through him as he pounded against the oven walls, the flames licking at his skin, transforming him into a grotesque confection. The last sounds he heard were the echoes of his father’s screams as the darkness consumed him, a cacophony of terror blending into the roaring heat.

Meanwhile, his mother stood before the oven, her face illuminated by the flickering light, a smile creeping across her lips as she prepared to serve her monstrous creation. With each passing moment, Jason’s screams melted into the rich frosting, swallowed by the chaos he had unleashed.


"My Happiest Birthday."
4 October 2024
Rated: R

The silence weighed heavy on your chest. The dim lights flickered overhead as you blinked into the oppressive room, sterile and cold. You tried to move, but your arms were pinned down, strapped to some kind of table. The restraints were tight, biting into your skin.

Where am I?

A faint metallic hum droned in the background, but nothing else. No doors. No windows. Just an empty room with strange machines along the walls. Your breath quickened as you pulled harder at the straps, but they didn’t give.

Then you heard it. A soft *click*, followed by a slow, rhythmic tapping, echoing off the walls, growing louder with each step.

"Hello?" you called out, voice trembling. The tapping stopped, and the lights flickered. When they came back on, something was standing just out of sight. Your pulse raced as a figure stepped forward into the dim light.

"Surprise!" The voice was familiar. Too familiar.

You squinted, confused, until the figure leaned closer, revealing… your mom? She grinned sheepishly, holding a cake with a flickering candle. "Happy birthday!"
Your family rushed into the room: your dad, your sister Sally, your cousin… everyone. They had balloons, streamers, and cheesy smiles plastered on their faces. You blinked in disbelief. All this—this sterile nightmare—for a birthday surprise?

“Are you… are you kidding me?” you muttered. They all laughed, oblivious to the pounding in your head. They started singing the birthday song, but the words blurred together in your mind.

"Come on, lighten up!" your dad joked, slapping you on the back.

The restraints came off, and you sat up, the room feeling smaller and suffocating. Their voices became a dull hum, and as they surrounded you, clapping and cheering, something inside you *snapped*. All the dread, the fear, the *anger*—it churned, building like a storm. Sally handed you the cake, still smiling. "Make a wish!"

Without thinking, you smashed the cake into her face. She gasped, stepping back in shock, but the rage inside you had already boiled over.

"Happy birthday?" you snarled, grabbing her by the hair and dragging her toward the blender sitting innocuously on the counter. "Let's see what kind of present you really deserve."

Sally screamed, but the blender had other ideas. You jammed her face toward it as the blades whirred to life, the sound of metal grinding on bone mixing with her shrieks. Her screams were short-lived, drowned out by the wet gurgling sound as her head met the blades. Blood sprayed in all directions, painting the walls in red as her body convulsed, then fell limp.

Your dad charged at you, but you grabbed a nearby scaple, plunging it deep into his chest. He staggered back, gasping for breath as blood poured from the wound. His eyes went wide with shock as you twisted the knife, then yanked it out, watching him collapse to the floor in a pool of blood.

Your mom stood frozen in place, tears streaming down her face. She tried to speak, to say something—anything—but you weren’t done. You grabbed her by the throat and shoved her into the oven, slamming the door shut. She clawed at the glass, her eyes wide with terror as the heat cranked up, flames licking her skin.

Behind you, your cousin stumbled backward, trembling, trying to make sense of the carnage. You advanced on him slowly, smiling now, feeling the satisfaction of control wash over you. He didn’t even have time to beg before you brought the cleaver down, splitting his skull with a sickening crunch.

The family that once sang happy birthday lay in pieces around the room. Limbs scattered, blood pooling, walls dripping. The smell of burning flesh and iron filled the air.
In the distance, you heard the faint sound of sirens approaching, but it didn’t matter. Not anymore. You stood in the center of it all, grinning at the masterpiece you’d created.

Happy birthday to you.


"Richard Richardson and the Murder Trial."
1 October 2024
Rated: M

The doors to the courtroom flew open with a thunderous crash, as Richard Richards, of the prestigious Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates, stormed in like a hurricane on a mission. Behind him, an army of lawyers, each more impeccably dressed than the last, followed in lockstep, papers flying, ties flapping in their chaotic wake. Their entrance was a spectacle. All eyes turned as the family seated at the defendant's table cowered, the weight of impending doom settling over them.

“They cut my dick off!” Richard roared, his voice vibrating off the walls of the courtroom, fingers trembling as he pointed at the family. His face contorted in exaggerated agony, veins pulsing like they might burst. “I will see them rot in prison! In prison!!” His accusations dripped with melodrama, punctuated by the dramatic flourish of his suit jacket as he twirled toward the bench.

The lawyers swarmed the courtroom like locusts, throwing documents in every direction, filing motions, counter-motions, motions to amend counter-motions. The room descended into legalese chaos, the stenographer struggling to keep up, sweat pouring down her face as the keys clacked faster and faster. Their glasses reflected in the court's light and their left hands rested on their ears, seeming to be listening to radio chatter.

“Order! ORDER IN THE COURT!” the judge shouted, hammering his gavel so hard the wood splintered.

“Cheeseburger, please!” someone yelled from the back of the courtroom, but no one paid attention, the chaos too thick to comprehend anything anymore.

Richard's eyes darted around wildly, face flushed a deep crimson. His breath came in ragged bursts as he scanned the room for support from his army of legal minds. But they were no longer his focus. No, he had tasted blood. His fury grew unchecked as the police, desperate to restore order, rushed at him with tasers drawn.
Zap! The prongs struck him square in the chest. His body jolted once, twice—then he stood, completely unfazed, his eyes wild with electricity. “Is this all you’ve got!?” he bellowed, ripping the taser wires from his chest like confetti at a party. Another zap. He staggered back for a moment, laughing maniacally as the energy only seemed to fuel his wrath. His hands trembled, his fingers twitching as his mouth opened wide, unhinging like a beast.

Then, without warning, he lunged forward, devouring the first officer whole. Screams filled the courtroom as Richard's massive form swallowed them in one gulp. The remaining officers screamed, trying to flee, but Richard’s hunger was insatiable. One by one, he devoured them, leaving nothing but scattered uniforms and dropped weapons.

The family began to cry, realizing their fate was sealed, but not because of the trial. Their sobs turned to wails, desperate, guttural sobs that echoed like the wind through a desolate canyon. Tears poured from their eyes, an endless torrent as the truth of their situation washed over them. They were doomed. Thousands of years’ worth of tears flooded the courtroom floor, pooling around their feet, rising higher and higher as Richard’s army of lawyers continued their senseless paperwork war in the background, oblivious to the carnage.

At the far end of the courtroom, Timmy—no one knew where he’d come from—was zipping around like a frenzied mosquito, biting ankles, tripping up the fleeing witnesses. His laughter filled the air as the family tried desperately to avoid his sharp teeth, but no one could escape him. He nipped at their legs, cackling madly as they stumbled through the courtroom, slipping on the growing puddle of tears.

Outside, the whirr of lawnmowers and the grinding crunch of shredders grew louder, somehow breaching the walls of the courtroom. Tractors rumbled in the distance, their engines roaring in the nightmarish symphony of chaos. A lady was smearing dog cement on her beloved canine, Timmy was zipping around as far as he could, and Danny Dorito watched on in the corner of the courtroom as the chaos unfolded.

"Your Honor, this has gone too far!" a lawyer cried out, though his voice was swallowed by the cacophony.

But there was no honor left, no justice. Only chaos.

And as Richard’s body twitched with renewed energy, the courtroom—now an absurd battleground of lawyers, machinery, and unchecked mayhem—sank deeper into the madness.


"David and Sherall"
1 October 2024
Rated: R

David sat at the kitchen table, staring at the dirty dishes piled up in the sink, his eye twitching as Sherall hummed to herself in the living room. Her laundry scattered across the apartment, her half-eaten snacks left on every surface—it was too much. The final straw had snapped. His patience, worn thinner than the dough he'd soon be working with, was gone.

"Sherall..." he muttered under his breath, eyes narrowing as he slid his chair back, the scraping sound filling the tense silence. He stood up and walked over to the counter, glancing at the pizza dough he had pulled out earlier. It had started innocently enough—he was just going to make a simple pizza to ease the bubbling frustration. But now? Oh, things were different. He felt it. This wasn’t going to be any ordinary pizza. Oh no. This would be Sherall's pizza.

David began prepping, his hands moving methodically as his mind swirled with dark thoughts. Flour dusted the counter as he kneaded the dough, the repetitive motion soothing his anger in the most sinister way. A rolling pin thumped against the table. Tomatoes were crushed under the weight of his palms, sauce splattering across the cutting board in a way that felt almost cathartic.

As he prepared the base, his eyes flicked toward Sherall, still blissfully unaware, scrolling through her phone on the couch. He smiled, but it wasn’t warm—it was the kind of smile that made your spine shiver, full of malice hidden beneath the surface. David's hands worked with increasing speed, rolling out the dough, laying it perfectly on the tray, ready to be topped.

He approached Sherall, his face a mask of feigned calm. "Hey, Sherall, could you come help me in the kitchen for a second?"

Without suspecting a thing, she set down her phone and wandered over. “What do you need?”

David didn’t respond. Instead, he moved behind her, hands shaking with both anticipation and rage. He’d had enough of her mess, her laziness, her constant interruptions. He had enough of Sherall, period. With one swift motion, he shoved her toward the counter. Before she could scream, before she could react, David flicked on the industrial pizza oven he’d secretly installed. The heat roared to life.

“You’re always leaving a mess, Sherall. But tonight... tonight you’re going to be part of something... delicious.”

“What—what are you doing?! David! Stop!” she screamed, struggling, but his grip was firm, twisted by the months of pent-up frustration.

Grabbing a fistful of mozzarella, he shoved it onto her, the cheese sticking to her clothes. The sauce followed, thick and red, smeared across her face as she shrieked, trying to free herself. But David was unrelenting. He turned her over like a slab of dough, pressing her down into the kitchen counter. With a sinister laugh, he grabbed a pizza slicer, running it across the dough he'd laid on the tray.

“David, you’re insane!” Sherall screeched, clawing at the countertop, but the more she struggled, the more the dough seemed to mold around her. It clung to her skin, tightening, absorbing her.

“Oh, Sherall. You don’t even know how much I’ve been waiting for this,” David whispered, as he layered her in toppings—tomatoes, peppers, olives, the works. Her muffled screams filled the kitchen as the dough wrapped around her, her body sinking into the thick, soft crust.

With one final heave, he shoved the pizza tray—Sherall now part of it—into the blazing oven. The heat roared, the smell of cooking dough and bubbling cheese mixing with something darker, something human. David stood there, watching as her muffled screams were swallowed by the inferno, the oven door rattling slightly as the heat did its work.
Minutes passed. Then the timer dinged.

With a satisfied sigh, David opened the oven, the steam pouring out in waves. The pizza was perfect—crispy, golden-brown, and, most importantly, quiet.

Sherall was no more.

David set the pizza on the counter, taking a slice. The cheese stretched as he lifted it to his mouth, taking a bite. It was delicious. Perfect, even. Maybe a little too salty, but he didn’t mind. Not today. As he chewed, a knock came at the door.

He smiled, wiping his mouth. “Guess I’ve got company for dinner.”


"Kitchen Delights"
1 October 2024
Rated: R

In a kitchen bustling with activity, a plan brewed alongside the chef's culinary creations. This chef, known for his extravagant dishes, had a dark secret: he had mistreated the shrimp in his care, and they were no longer willing to tolerate his cruelty.

As the chef tossed shrimp into the hot skillet, the air filled with the sounds of sizzling and popping. But one shrimp, larger than the rest, had grown tired of being cooked. With a sudden burst of energy, it sprang from the pan, landing on the chef’s shoulder. Shocked, he swatted at it, but it was too late—the shrimp had transformed into a grotesque, monstrous version of itself, its shell glistening with a sinister sheen.

Before he could react, the shrimp sank its claws deep into his neck, blood spraying as it tore through flesh. The chef gasped, trying to claw the creature off, but it was relentless. The shrimp burrowed into him, claws slashing and biting, ripping through muscle and sinew, feeding off his pain and terror.

With a final surge of strength, the shrimp clawed its way free, leaving a gaping, bloody wound in its wake. The chef, now weakened and dazed, stumbled backward, losing his balance. He fell into the bubbling oil of the fryer, the hot liquid splashing up around him, sizzling as it met his flesh.

As the chef thrashed in agony, the monstrous shrimp rallied its fellow shrimp, who had been watching from the sidelines. They scuttled forward, drawn by the scent of blood and the chaos unfolding before them. In a frenzy, they leapt into the fryer with the chef, their small bodies splashing into the seething oil.

The chef’s screams echoed through the kitchen as he tried to claw his way out, but the shrimp were relentless. They swarmed around him, tearing at his flesh with their sharp claws, turning the fryer into a macabre scene of horror. They began to shred him apart, ripping into his arms and legs, their beady eyes filled with a mix of vengeance and hunger.

As the chef’s body was consumed by the boiling oil, the other shrimp joined in the feast, their tiny bodies writhing in excitement as they devoured the chef alive. His flesh sizzled in the hot oil, mingling with the aroma of fried shrimp, turning the once-innocent dish into a grotesque spectacle.

Suddenly, the kitchen door burst open, and the families rushed in, eyes wild with hunger. In a matter of seconds, they descended upon the gruesome scene, devouring everything in their path. Shrimp, chef, oil, and blood vanished into their ravenous mouths as they feasted with insatiable glee, turning the remnants of horror into mere sustenance. The once chaotic kitchen now lay empty, echoing only the fading sounds of their consumption.


"Darell's Ride of Madness"
28 September 2024
Rated: M

Darrell sat in his GTI, the early morning sun casting a golden hue over the streets of Cape Town. The car purred softly, its engine idling, the kind of low hum that promised speed. Darrell grinned, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel, his heart racing more out of excitement than nerves. Today was the day he was finally going to crush his driving lesson. He could feel it.

His driving instructor, Mr. Hendricks, was late. Again. Darrell couldn’t care less. The GTI was ready. The air smelled like opportunity—or, at the very least, burnt rubber. A few minutes later, the familiar sight of Mr. Hendricks, with his disheveled hair and perpetually angry expression, appeared in the rearview mirror. Darrell straightened up, trying to suppress the mischievous grin tugging at his lips.

The door swung open, and Mr. Hendricks dropped himself heavily into the passenger seat with a grunt. "Jou bliksem," he spat out, already irritated. “Late again, hey? Typical. You learners can never keep time. And what is this? A GTI? Do you even know how to drive this thing?”

Darrell’s grin widened.

Mr. Hendricks threw his clipboard onto the dashboard, sighing in frustration. “You’re probably one of those wannabe racers, thinking you can handle this beast, huh? Let me tell you something, boy, this isn’t your little video game where you can just crash and restart. You understand? I’m not here to play games.”

Darrell ignored the insults. His hand slowly reached for the gear stick, his foot inching toward the accelerator. “Let’s go, chop-chop! We’ve got a schedule to keep!” Hendricks barked, slapping the dashboard. “And don’t rev this thing like a—”

**VROOOOOM!!**

The engine roared to life, much louder than necessary. The GTI snarled with a mechanical rage, vibrating violently as Darrell pressed his foot deeper into the pedal. The sound cut Mr. Hendricks off mid-sentence, his eyes wide with shock. “What the hell are you doing?!”

Darrell’s grin turned wicked, his eyes gleaming with something unhinged. “Just getting started, bru.”

Mr. Hendricks’ face flushed with anger. “Are you mad? You want to kill us both, you idiot! Stop playing around, for ****'s sake!” His voice cracked into a Cape Town accent, his words clipped and venomous, his control over the situation slipping. “Ek sweer, jy gaan fokken opmaak! You think this is a joke?!”

Darrell didn’t respond. Instead, he pressed the gas pedal harder. The speedometer needle jumped, shooting past the red zone like it had a mind of its own. 6,000 RPM. 7,000. 8,000.

The needle hit 10,000.

Then it looped.

In a move that defied all logic, the needle spun a full 360, completing a circle around the gauge before starting all over again. 1,000 RPM. 2,000. The revs grew louder, the engine screaming in protest as the speedometer defied physics.

“Jesus Christ! Are you blind, are you bloody crazy?!” Mr. Hendricks shouted, gripping the dashboard, his knuckles white. “You’re gonna blow the damn engine! Pull over! PULL OVER!”

But Darrell wasn’t pulling over. No. He was just getting warmed up. The engine screamed even louder as the needle hit the redline again and looped for a **second** time. 10,000 RPM. 12,000. The dashboard lights blinked in panic as if the car itself was begging for mercy, but Darrell? He was laughing. Full, maniacal laughter echoed in the car as if this was the most fun he’d ever had.

“STOP IT, YOU BLOODY KLEIN FOOL!” Mr. Hendricks was losing it now, the fear fully gripping his voice as he banged his fists on the dashboard. “You want to kill me?! Jy’s mal! You’re mad! SLOW DOWN!”

But Darrell couldn’t hear him over the roaring engine and his own laughter. His foot jammed harder on the pedal. The GTI screamed down the road, swerving between lanes, barely missing oncoming cars, horns blaring in the background. The world outside became a blur, the landscape spinning around them, but Darrell’s eyes were locked on the speedometer as it spun once more, almost mockingly, daring them both to survive.

“JOU FOKKEN IDIOOT!” Mr. Hendricks shrieked, now fully clutching his seatbelt like a lifeline. He started cursing in rapid Afrikaans, spewing insults that Darrell could barely make out. “I’m going to sue you! Get me out of this bliksem car! STOP THE BLOODY CAR!”

But Darrell wasn’t stopping for anything. Not now. He gripped the wheel tighter, his knuckles turning white as he pushed the GTI to its absolute limit. The sound was deafening—metal and rubber and chaos, the car hurtling down the road like it was possessed.

Suddenly, Darrell whipped the steering wheel hard to the left. The car spun wildly, tires screeching as it skidded across the tarmac in a dizzying 360-degree turn. Mr. Hendricks’ screams reached a new pitch as he was flung sideways, his clipboard flying into the backseat, papers scattering everywhere.

As the GTI straightened out, Darrell didn’t let up. He slammed his foot back on the gas, sending the car roaring down the road once again, the needle spinning past redline as the RPMs looped yet again. Hendricks was a mess—sweat poured down his face as he clung to his seat, eyes wide in terror, every profanity known to Cape Town spilling from his mouth in a string of incoherent shouts.

And Darrell? He couldn’t stop laughing. This was it—this was freedom. Pure, unadulterated chaos.

The GTI rocketed past a red light, narrowly avoiding a truck. The engine let out a furious roar, now approaching a mechanical death as it protested against Darrell’s relentless assault on the gas pedal. The car was barely holding together, but Darrell didn’t care. He was in control—or at least, that’s what he told himself as the world blurred past in a whirl of speed and noise.

Finally, with a screech that pierced the air, Darrell slammed the brakes, sending the GTI into a final skid that left a trail of burnt rubber in its wake. The car came to a halt in the middle of the road, smoke billowing from the engine, the needle finally resting below the red.

Silence.

For a moment, neither of them moved. Darrell, breathing heavily, stared straight ahead, still grinning like a madman. Mr. Hendricks sat frozen, his eyes wide, his face pale, soaked in sweat.

Then, Hendricks turned slowly to face Darrell, his voice trembling with rage. “Jou… you… bloody… moegoe…” His words sputtered out, weak and broken.

Darrell turned to him, still grinning, and simply said, “Lekker drive, hey?”

Mr. Hendricks fainted.


"The Final Scratch"
26 September 2024
Rated: M

The crowd was electric. Neon lights danced across sweating bodies, the pulsing beat shaking the very air as RRRRR stood behind the decks, hands covered in glue, his fingers moving effortlessly across the vinyl. The music he spun was hypnotic, perfect. Every scratch, every beat, was a masterpiece. The crowd loved him. Arms reached up to the ceiling, mouths open, shouting his name, consumed by the euphoria of the sound.

RRRRR was in his element, his hands slick with glue from hours of intense mixing, but that didn’t slow him down. If anything, it made his performance more raw, more visceral. The beats thumped harder, the crowd danced faster, and the room pulsed with life. It was chaos in perfect harmony. No one cared about the glue—it was part of the show, part of his legend. He spun the record manually, fast and then slow, sending shivers through the crowd with each scratch. The music was flawless, an intoxicating blend of rhythm and noise that had them hanging on every drop.

The energy in the room built higher and higher, a storm of sound and movement. RRRRR could feel it, that moment when everything clicked, when the music took over and the crowd surrendered to its power. He grinned, hands coated in sticky glue, fingers working the vinyl like a magician pulling threads of sound from the air.

The crowd moved as one, a heaving mass of bodies swaying to the beat. They were lost in the music, their minds wiped clean by the pounding bass and relentless rhythm. They loved him, worshipped him, and in that moment, he was their god, commanding every beat, every sound that passed through the speakers.

One second, they were dancing, lost in the music. The next, they were on him. No screams, no cries of anger, just sudden, violent hunger. Hands, once raised in praise, grabbed at him. Teeth sank into his flesh. The music didn’t stop; it never even faltered. RRRRR barely had time to react as the crowd devoured him in a split second. His body disappeared into the sea of bodies, torn apart by the very fans who had loved him moments before.

His hands, still slick with glue, twitched in the air for a moment before being ripped down into the chaos. Blood sprayed across the decks, across the vinyl, as the music continued to spin, the record catching the needle with a sickening screech. But the crowd didn’t care. They were beyond caring. In seconds, it was over.

RRRRR was gone.


"The Mall"
25 September 2024
Rated: PG

It was just another busy weekend at the mall. Families strolled through the wide, gleaming corridors, arms weighed down with shopping bags. The food court was packed with teenagers laughing too loudly, while the smell of fast food lingered thick in the air. Kids begged their parents for toys, and couples browsed window displays, pointing out things they couldn’t afford but wanted anyway.

In the center of the mall, a live band played an upbeat tune, trying to draw a crowd. Storefronts glistened, sales signs beckoned, and everything hummed with the familiar rhythm of consumerism.

Inside a popular clothing store, a woman sifted through racks of jeans, looking for her size. A man at the counter argued about a coupon that had expired the week before, but the cashier, visibly exhausted, nodded along. Outside, the fountain bubbled cheerfully, its calming sound mixing with the mall's lively buzz.

Near the entrance, a group of kids played around the large, shiny directory, one of them pretending to be lost in the endless maze of stores. Shoppers swarmed the electronics store for the latest gadget, their excitement electric. The escalators creaked as people shuffled between floors, their conversations blending into the atmosphere of bustling normalcy.

And then the entire mall was gone.

One moment, people were shopping, eating, laughing—the next, there was nothing. No debris, no screams, just pure emptiness. An empty lot sat where the mall had stood. The lively scene blinked out of existence as if it had never been there at all.


"Snap! Your bones are Mine!"
25 September 2024
Rated: M

In a quiet town, where the grass grew thick and green, there lived a man named David. One sunny afternoon, the townsfolk watched in horror as David roared to life, his mower revving with a sinister growl. Clad in a dark, bloodstained apron, he charged across the neighborhood, leaving a trail of chaos. The once pristine lawns transformed into a crimson-streaked battlefield, grass flying like shrapnel as David took aim at anything that dared to stand in his way.

With each pass, the mower whirred louder, drowning out the screams of those who had the misfortune of being too close. The townspeople fled in terror, but there was nowhere to hide. David’s laughter rang out, manic and wild, echoing through the streets as he reveled in the mayhem.

"Snap! Your bones are mine!" he shouted, a twisted grin plastered across his face. The mower became an extension of his fury, shredding not just grass, but the very fabric of the town’s sanity.

Blood and chaos danced together in a gruesome symphony, as David continued his rampage. No one could stop him, not even the bravest among them, for the sheer terror he unleashed had them paralyzed.

By the time the sun dipped below the horizon, the once-peaceful neighborhood lay in ruins. David stood amidst the wreckage, his mower quiet for the moment, surveying his bloody handiwork with satisfaction. The lawn of chaos was complete, and in his heart, he knew this was only the beginning.


"Spookers 2"
24 September 2024
Rated: R

Three years had passed since the Andersons' last unsettling dinner. Life had returned to a strained kind of normal. Tonight, they sat around the table once again, plates filled with mashed potatoes and roast chicken. The room was bathed in a warm glow, the clinking of silverware the only sound.

Jimmy, now a teenager, sat at the end of the table, unusually quiet. He pushed his food around, eyes glazed over. His mother, father, and little sister chatted away about the most mundane things—school, work, the damn weather. It was all so routine.
But then, out of nowhere, a soft whimper escaped from Jimmy’s lips. At first, no one noticed. His sister, engrossed in her potatoes, barely glanced his way. But the whimper grew louder, swelling into a full sob.

“Fucking hell, what’s wrong with you?” his father snapped, irritation flaring. Jimmy was crying.
Tears streamed down his face as he clutched at the table, his shoulders trembling. The family fell silent, forks and knives frozen mid-air. His mother’s eyes narrowed, and she set her glass down with a deliberate clink. His father slowly pushed back his chair, the heavy creak filling the room. The tension was thick, like a rope being pulled tighter and tighter.

“Goddammit, Jimmy, stop crying!” his mother barked. But he couldn’t help it; he just kept sobbing, the sound sharp and piercing.
Without a word, the family stood up. There was no discussion, no hesitation—just a quiet, chilling understanding. They surrounded Jimmy, whose sobs grew louder, more frantic.
“Jesus Christ, we don’t have time for this!” his father growled, grabbing Jimmy’s arm with a rough grip. “Shut the hell up!”

In one swift motion, he twisted it slightly, and with a sickening pop, the bone came loose. Jimmy howled, his voice breaking, but no one flinched.
“Fuck, that’s it!” his mother yelled, her patience worn thin. Piece by piece, the Andersons deboned their son. His sister, wide-eyed but strangely unfazed, worked on his legs, humming softly to herself as though she were pulling apart a rotisserie chicken.

“Don’t be a baby, Jimmy!” she said, her tone dismissive. His father focused on the ribs, cursing under his breath as he pulled them apart, while his mother gently removed the fingers, one by one, carefully placing the bones in a neat pile beside the table.
“Stop screaming, for fuck’s sake!” his father shouted, as Jimmy's cries echoed through the house, each one more desperate than the last. Outside, the world was silent. No one would hear him. No one ever did. Finally, when the last bone was removed, Jimmy was nothing but a limp, boneless form draped over the chair. His sobs had faded into weak, pitiful gasps.

“Good fucking riddance,” his father muttered as they surveyed their work, stilling the conversation in the room. The family, still silent, returned to their seats. They resumed eating, each bite deliberate, the clinking of cutlery once again the only sound in the room.
“Can you pass the salt?” his mother said casually, as if they hadn’t just dismantled their son. No one spoke of what had just happened. It was as if the deboning had always been part of dinner.

Just another evening at the Andersons'.


"Darell's Driving Lesson"
24 September 2024
Rated: M

Darell’s knuckles were white as he gripped the steering wheel of the GTI, flying down the N1 outside Cape Town at a blistering 140 km/h. His driving instructor, Mr. Van Rensburg, sat beside him, his face an intense shade of red as they weaved in and out of traffic. Sweat dripped down his bald head, and his thick South African accent bellowed above the roar of the engine.

“Darell! Slow down, my bra! You trying to get us killed? Ai, fok!”

But Darell wasn’t listening. The adrenaline was pumping too hard, and the GTI’s power was intoxicating. The open road stretched out ahead of them like a challenge, and the temptation was too much. With a grin of reckless abandon, Darell did the unthinkable—he slammed the gearshift into reverse. At 140 km/h.

The world exploded in chaos.

“YOU FLIPPEN IDIOT!” Mr. Van Rensburg screamed, his voice cracking as the GTI’s engine shrieked in protest. The tires locked up instantly, screeching against the tarmac in a tortured howl. The car skidded violently, the back end fishtailing wildly. Mr. Van Rensburg grabbed onto the dashboard for dear life as the GTI spun out of control, careening across multiple lanes.

“JOU MAL KIND! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!” His voice was hoarse, caught between fury and terror.

The GTI spiraled like a possessed top, smashing into the guardrail with a bone-rattling CRASH. The rear bumper flew off like shrapnel, glass shattered in a rain of glittering shards, and the airbags exploded in their faces with a deafening BOOM.

“God se donner! You’ve killed us!” Mr. Van Rensburg wailed, clutching his chest as the car came to a violent halt. The once-sleek GTI was now a mangled heap of metal, its rear end crushed like an accordion. The world around them was a scene straight out of a Michael Bay movie—flames licked the side of the road, debris was scattered everywhere, and distant horns blared as other drivers swerved to avoid the wreckage.

Darell, eyes wide and adrenaline still coursing through his veins, slowly peeled himself off the seat. He coughed, spitting out airbag dust, his heart pounding. But instead of facing the reality of the disaster, he did the unthinkable.

He reached for the ignition.

“What... what the fok are you doing?!” Mr. Van Rensburg groaned, half lying in his seat, blood trickling from a cut above his eyebrow. He was clearly injured, but his rage was undiminished.

Darell twisted the key. The GTI, now a smoldering ruin, made a pathetic click-click-click sound. The engine was gone, its innards probably scattered across the highway, but Darell was determined. He kept trying, as if sheer willpower could resurrect the car from the dead.

“You want to start the car? START THE FOKKEN CAR?!” Mr. Van Rensburg’s voice was like thunder, filled with a kind of rage that only a Cape Town driving instructor who just survived a student putting a GTI into reverse at full speed could muster. He struggled to sit up, wincing from the pain. “It’s in PIECES, you domkop! You think this is Mad Max, hey?!”

Darell, his face covered in a mix of dust, sweat, and confusion, tried once more. Click-click. Nothing. He smacked the dashboard, frustration bubbling over.

"Jou fking idiot!" Mr. Van Rensburg screamed, his face a mix of pain and pure fury. “The car is fked! We are f**ked! And you... you wanna start it?”

As if on cue, a small fire began to crackle under the hood. The GTI was well and truly done for. Smoke billowed out, rising into the hot Cape Town sky, while pieces of the car littered the road like confetti from some disastrous parade.

"You can’t even walk straight, and you want to drive?!" Mr. Van Rensburg howled, pulling himself out of the crumpled car. His leg dragged behind him awkwardly, clearly injured, but his fury powered him forward. “I'm gonna bliksem you, Darell! When I’m done, not even your ma’s gonna recognize you!”

Darell, oblivious to the growing fire under the hood and the utter destruction around him, looked up at the instructor, shrugging weakly. “I just... thought maybe I could get us out of here.” Mr. Van Rensburg, bloodied, limping, and absolutely livid, took one last look at the wreckage of the car. His eye twitched. “Ja, you’ll get us out. Out of this fokken world, maybe.”

As the sirens of emergency vehicles approached in the distance, Mr. Van Rensburg turned his gaze to the sky, muttering to himself,
“Never again... never again...”


"Daniel's News"
24 September 2024
Rated: R

It was a typical Friday evening. The sun dipped low, casting an orange glow over the town as Daniel prepared for his broadcast. He stood in front of the camera, ready to deliver the evening news, unaware that a peculiar tension was brewing outside the studio.

“Good evening, folks! I’m Daniel, and tonight we have some exciting stories lined up for you,” he began, flashing his trademark smile. He launched into the first segment, but as he spoke, a strange commotion began to ripple through the streets. Whispers and shouts echoed from outside, growing louder by the minute.

“Uh, it seems there’s something happening in town tonight,” Daniel said, glancing off-camera. “We’ll get to that in just a moment.” But before he could continue, the studio doors burst open, and a chaotic mob stormed in. Faces twisted in rage and hunger, the townspeople rushed toward him, a collective growl rising from their throats.

“What the hell?” Daniel shouted, taken aback. “What the fuck's going on?"

“Shut up, Daniel!” someone screamed, their voice barely recognizable. “We’ve had enough of your bullshit!”

Before he could respond, the mob swarmed him, grabbing him by the arms and dragging him away from the camera. “Wait! This is live!” he yelled, panic surging through him. But the townspeople were deaf to his pleas, their eyes wild and unyielding. “Feed him to us!” another voice roared, and the crowd erupted in a chorus of agreement. “We’re sick of you feeding us lies!” Daniel struggled against their grip, fear clawing at his insides. “You can’t do this! I’m your newsman! I report the news!”

But they didn’t care. The townspeople were ravenous, driven by an insatiable hunger for something—someone. With a final, desperate scream, Daniel was lifted off his feet, thrown into the throng of frenzied townsfolk. In moments, he was engulfed by their twisted excitement. Hands grabbed at him, tearing at his clothes, their voices mingling into a cacophony of shouts and laughter. “Devour him!” they cried, their faces illuminated with a maniacal joy.

Daniel fought and kicked, but the mob was relentless. They tore into him, devouring him piece by piece, their satisfaction growing with every bite. It was a horrifying spectacle, a frenzy of chaos and bloodlust that filled the studio, drowning out his final cries. As the last of him disappeared into the chaos, the townspeople erupted into a euphoric cheer, their hunger sated. Daniel was no longer the town's, once beloved, newsman.


"Doom Man and the Mall"
21 September 2024
Rated: PG

In the heart of a bustling mall, families strolled, laughter echoed, and the aroma of pretzels filled the air. Everything was normal—until it wasn’t. Out of nowhere, the Doom Man appeared, his gnarled teeth bared, eyes wide with madness. He crouched low, an unsettling figure amidst the shoppers, and suddenly began gnawing at the ankles of unsuspecting victims.

Screams pierced the air as panic erupted. One man, furious and terrified, threw his hands up, shouting in Afrikaans, "JY! Fok off!" His voice trembled with rage and fear, but it was drowned out by the chaos around him.

The Doom Man didn’t relent; he was a whirlwind of teeth and madness. In a shocking three seconds, he slurped up everyone in the mall, his maw opening wide as shoppers disappeared into the abyss, swallowed whole like mere snacks.

With a satisfied grunt, the Doom Man stood up, brushing crumbs from his chin, and strolled away, leaving nothing but silence and the echoes of terror behind. The mall was empty, save for a few scattered belongings and the lingering sense of disbelief.


"The JFK Files"
21 September 2024
Rated: M

It was supposed to be an ordinary afternoon at JFK Airport. A Boeing 737 sat peacefully on the tarmac, engines idling, waiting for its cue to taxi down the runway. The radio crackled with routine instructions, air traffic controllers exchanging their usual jargon. Everything seemed... normal.

Then, without warning, the Boeing 737 jerked forward. A strange mechanical groan echoed through the plane as the nose swung sharply to the left. Spinning—it started spinning. At first, it was slow, almost unnoticeable, like a hesitant child starting to turn in circles. But then it picked up speed. Faster.

Faster.

Within seconds, the massive jet was whirling like a deranged carousel, wheels screeching against the tarmac as the 737 spun out of control. Chaos erupted immediately. Nearby pilots on the ground stared in disbelief, their eyes widening as they witnessed the aircraft become an enormous, twirling catastrophe. A stewardess, halfway through prepping the cabin for passengers, was thrown against the walls, screaming as trays and overhead luggage bins flew open, hurling items in every direction.

Inside the control tower, the air traffic controllers were losing their minds.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" one of them shouted, his face twisted in panic as the screen showed the Boeing 737 spinning out of its designated lane. Another controller grabbed his headset, barking into the radio with a mix of horror and disbelief, "Flight 204, STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!"

The pilot of the Boeing desperately slammed on every control, but nothing was working. The instruments were spinning wildly, dials going in circles. He was laughing now, hysterically, sweat pouring down his face, hands shaking uncontrollably on the yoke. "I CAN'T STOP IT!" he screamed into the mic, voice breaking as his co-pilot stared blankly, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Out on the runway, planes waiting to take off were being pelted with debris. Wheels from the 737 flew off like deadly missiles, smashing into nearby vehicles. One clipped a fuel truck, causing it to explode in a violent burst of flames, sending personnel scattering like ants. Sirens wailed across the airfield as emergency crews frantically tried to reach the scene, only to be cut off by the spiraling, out-of-control 737.

A group of onlooking pilots stood frozen, their mouths agape. One of them—a seasoned captain who had seen it all—started crying, fat tears streaming down his cheeks. "I can't believe it," he muttered, shaking his head in disbelief. "I just... can't."

Meanwhile, on the radio, the controllers were losing it. One of them threw his headset to the ground and swore loudly, pacing back and forth. Another was frantically flipping through a manual, as if that would somehow explain why a Boeing 737 had decided to go rogue and turn into a deadly spinning top.

The runway had become a deathtrap. Ground crew scattered in every direction as the plane whirled faster and faster, leaving deep gouges in the tarmac. The air was thick with the smell of burning rubber, jet fuel, and panic. People were screaming everywhere, their voices barely audible over the deafening screech of metal on concrete.

Just when it seemed like the chaos couldn't get any worse, a wingtip clipped a nearby terminal. Glass shattered, raining down on the screaming passengers inside, sending them ducking for cover. The radio lit up with voices all talking over each other in absolute confusion and terror. No one knew what to do. No one.

The spinning continued, picking up speed. The Boeing was now a blur of metal, a cyclone of aviation horror. "Oh, God!" someone shouted over the radio, "It's going to hit the tower! IT’S GOING TO HIT THE CONTROL TOWER!"

The controllers inside scrambled for the exits, leaping over desks, knocking over chairs. One of them, in sheer desperation, yanked the fire alarm, as if that would somehow make a difference. As the alarm bells blared, red lights flashing ominously, everyone knew there was no stopping this.

And then, with one final ear-piercing shriek, the spinning stopped.
The 737 stood eerily still, smoke rising from its destroyed landing gear.
There was silence. For a brief, fleeting moment, it was as if the world had paused. All was quiet.

And then,  the plane exploded.
The impact sent a shockwave rippling across the tarmac, and everything erupted into screams again.


"Summer Fun"
21 September 2024
Rated: M

It was a perfect summer day, the kind of day where the sun hung lazily in the sky, casting a golden warmth over the quiet suburban neighborhood. The Smith family had gathered in their backyard, preparing for a relaxing afternoon BBQ by the pool. The grill sizzled as burgers and hot dogs cooked, the air heavy with the scent of charcoal and savory meat. Laughter filled the air as the kids splashed around in the pool, their shrieks of joy punctuating the gentle hum of the pool pump churning rhythmically in the background.

Mr. Smith stood by the grill, flipping the burgers with a practiced hand, while Mrs. Smith set the picnic table with all the fixings. The neighbors, the Carpenters, had been invited over, and they waved cheerfully from their side of the fence. It was the kind of day where everything felt right. The heat of the sun, the cool splash of water, the smell of the grill—it was all perfect.

Without warning, the Smith family's pool pump had made a strange, guttural noise—a low, metallic groan. Mr. Smith, oblivious, raised his spatula to call the kids for lunch just as the pump violently detached from its base with a screeching force. In an instant, chaos was unleashed.

The pump rocketed across the yard with a deafening roar, tearing through the air like a mechanical beast possessed. The water it once controlled now burst from the pool in a torrential wave, knocking over chairs and smashing into the grill. Mr. Smith was flung backward into the fence, his body twisted unnaturally as the force of the impact left him motionless.

The children’s joyful splashes turned into screams of terror as the pool water, now under no control, surged out like a tidal wave. The pool itself buckled and cracked, the concrete giving way to the immense pressure. Mrs. Smith screamed, but it was lost in the sound of shattering glass and splintering wood as the rogue pump barreled through the side of the house.

The neighbors, the Carpenters, who had been smiling just moments ago, stood frozen in shock as the pump tore through their fence, sending debris flying. They tried to run, but the pump was faster, more relentless. It shredded through the yard, through the people, and through anything in its path.

One by one, it claimed the neighborhood, smashing cars, ripping roofs off houses, and flinging bodies like ragdolls. The once peaceful, sunny street now lay in ruins, soaked in water and blood. The roar of the pump grew louder, drowning out the dying cries of the neighborhood.

No one was spared.


"Spookers"
19 September 2024
Rated: M

It was a typical evening in the Anderson household. The sun had dipped below the horizon, casting a soft, golden glow through the kitchen window. Inside, the family of four gathered around the dining table for their nightly meal. The clinking of silverware on porcelain plates and the murmur of casual conversation filled the room.

Mrs. Anderson, dressed in a neat floral apron, served the meatloaf while Mr. Anderson carved the roast potatoes. Young Tommy, the energetic 10-year-old, was engrossed in a story about his day at school, gesticulating animatedly. Little Sally, barely five and wearing her favorite polka-dotted dress, eagerly reached for the corn on the cob, her eyes sparkling with anticipation.

“Tommy, slow down, dear,” Mrs. Anderson said with a soft laugh. “We don’t need to hear every single detail all at once.”

Tommy grinned, though his chatter softened as he picked up his fork. Mr. Anderson nodded approvingly, his focus shifting between his children and his wife. The warmth and comfort of their home seemed to wrap around them like a cozy blanket, promising the tranquility of an ordinary evening.

The conversation flowed easily. Mrs. Anderson’s laughter punctuated Tommy’s enthusiastic recounting of his latest adventure with his friends. Mr. Anderson chimed in with his usual dry wit, and Sally giggled, her small hands clapping at the funny parts. It was the kind of evening that felt timeless, like it belonged to another era, wrapped in the simplicity and warmth of family life.

The conversation continued, ebbing and flowing naturally, until Mrs. Anderson’s laughter came to a quiet halt. Her gaze, which had been warm and lively, now became distant. Her fork paused in mid-air, and she seemed to lose her place in the conversation.

Without warning, a tear began to trickle down her cheek. It was a small, hesitant drop at first, but it was soon followed by another, and then another, until her face was streaked with silent tears. The room, which had been filled with the sounds of joy and family banter, grew eerily quiet.

“Mom?” Tommy’s voice quivered with uncertainty. “Are you okay?”

Mrs. Anderson’s shoulders trembled, and she put a hand over her face, trying to hide the tears. Her breath came in uneven, stuttering gasps, and her sobs began to break through the silence. The sudden shift in the atmosphere was jarring, and Mr. Anderson’s brow furrowed in confusion and concern.

“What’s wrong?” Mr. Anderson demanded, his voice rising with frustration as he stood up. “Why are you crying?”

Mrs. Anderson couldn’t respond, her cries now more pronounced and full of anguish. The sight of their mother in such distress left Tommy and Sally in a state of panic. Tommy, unable to handle the overwhelming situation, bolted from his chair and raced to the front door. He threw it open and screamed into the night, “Help! Someone, please help us!”

Sally, her face twisted with fear, started to wail uncontrollably. She clung to her father’s leg, her small body shaking as her cries filled the room. The scene had become chaotic, a sharp contrast to the serene family dinner they had been enjoying just moments before.

Mr. Anderson, now fully enraged and bewildered, grabbed his wife’s shoulders, shaking her slightly. “Why are you doing this? What’s happening?” His voice was a mix of anger and desperation, his eyes darting around as if seeking some kind of answer from the very walls of their home.

The lights in the Anderson’s home flickered violently, casting erratic shadows that danced across the walls. The sudden, intermittent darkness made the situation even more unnerving. The flickering lights spread beyond the Anderson’s house, visible through the windows of the neighboring homes. One by one, the lights in the neighborhood began to flicker, creating a bizarre, synchronized display of distress.

As if the situation couldn’t get any more surreal, the shrill, piercing sound of tornado sirens began to wail. The noise was so deafening that it drowned out everything else, a harsh, relentless signal of impending disaster. The shrieking sirens seemed to echo the turmoil inside the Anderson household, adding a layer of apocalyptic urgency to the unfolding chaos.

Mr. Anderson’s rage turned to a helpless confusion as he looked around at the chaos surrounding him. He turned back to his wife, still sobbing uncontrollably. Tommy, still at the door, had started to sob too, his cries blending with Sally’s terrified wails. The whole neighborhood was now in a state of panic, the sirens amplifying their collective anxiety.

Just as the intensity reached a fever pitch, a powerful gust of wind blew through the house, slamming the front door shut with a force that rattled the windows. The room was plunged into a heavy, unnatural silence. The sirens cut off abruptly, leaving only the echoes of their fading wails.

In the sudden, profound quiet, Mrs. Anderson’s sobs softened, her cries dwindling into quiet, heart-wrenching sniffles. The family, stunned and disoriented, stood in the dim light of the flickering candles that had been lit as a result of the power outage.

And then, without warning or explanation, the front door creaked open once more. The cool, calm breeze that entered the room was almost refreshing. Mrs. Anderson looked up, her tears now dried, and her face composed, as if nothing had happened at all. The lights in the neighborhood began to return to their normal state, and the sirens were no longer heard.

All was now quiet.


"David's First Concert"
19 September 2024
Rated: PG

David had always been the kind of person who thrived on exciting events, but he’d never anticipated the pandemonium that would be  soon unleashed.

It started innocently enough: David, ever the unconventional concert-goer, decided to bring his beloved local vending machine to the event. He’d spent weeks planning this wild stunt, convinced that it would be the ultimate tribute to his favorite artist and the reaction he so anticipated.

The concert venue was abuzz with anticipation. Fans in glittering outfits, holding signs and wearing Taylor Swift merchandise, crowded the space with a palpable excitement. The air was electric with the sounds of Taylor Swift’s greatest hits blasting through the speakers. David wheeled in his vending machine, a vintage relic festooned with homemade Taylor Swift-themed decals. It was a quirky addition to the sea of fans, and many were amused by the sight of it. Little did they know, this was just the calm before the storm.

As the lights dimmed and the crowd roared in excitement, David saw his chance. He’d filled the vending machine with a selection of Taylor-themed snacks and drinks, each item tagged with fan-centric slogans. But there was one hidden surprise: David had rigged the machine with a mechanism to release confetti and balloons in high quantities.

The concert was in full swing when David made his move. He discreetly triggered the hidden mechanism, and a cascade of confetti erupted from the vending machine, showering everyone around. The crowd initially erupted in delighted cheers as the confetti floated down. But David wasn’t done. He started tossing Taylor Swift-themed balloons into the crowd, each one rigged to pop dramatically and release even more confetti and streamers.

As the confetti storm intensified, David noticed that the fans around the vending machine were growing increasingly animated. Their excitement surged, and they began to push and shove, trying to grab the floating balloons and confetti. David's plan had set off a chain reaction of frenzied activity. The vending machine, once a quaint curiosity, was now the center of a maelstrom of chaos.

David cranked up the intensity, pushing more and more balloons and confetti out of the machine. The fans, caught in the whirlwind, became increasingly frenetic. The once orderly lines of excited concert-goers devolved into a chaotic whirlwind of limbs and enthusiasm. Taylor Swift’s music played on, but its rhythm was drowned out by the cacophony of screaming fans, the popping of balloons, and the crackling of confetti cannons.

In the midst of this chaos, David decided it was time to take things to the next level. He released a series of loud, unexpected airhorns hidden within the machine. The airhorns blared intermittently, adding a disorienting layer of noise to the already chaotic scene. The fans, already in a state of heightened excitement, were now completely unhinged. They danced, jumped, and collided with one another in a frenzy of excitement and confusion.

The confetti and balloons created a blizzard-like effect, obscuring the view and making it nearly impossible to see what was happening. The once orderly concert venue was now a swirling vortex of Taylor Swift merchandise, blown-up balloons, and ecstatic fans.

As the tornado of die-hard Swifties spun wildly, the vending machine began to topple. David, witnessing the escalating chaos, tried to steady it, but it was too late. The machine fell over, its contents spilling everywhere. It landed on the ground with a deafening crash, scattering snacks and drinks in every direction. The crowd’s frenzy only grew. Some fans tried to salvage the fallen items, while others continued to dance and shout, their behavior increasingly erratic.

In the midst of the pandemonium, the venue’s security team finally arrived. Their attempts to control the situation were met with the full force of the swirling chaos. They struggled to navigate through the mess of fans and confetti, their shouts lost amidst the noise of the airhorns and the clamor of the crowd.

Suddenly, the lights in the venue flickered wildly, adding to the surreal nature of the scene. The once brightly lit concert space was now a strobe-lit carnival of chaos. The flickering lights created eerie, shifting shadows that danced across the walls, adding a nightmarish quality to the already bizarre situation.

The chaos reached its peak when David, now surrounded by a frenzied crowd, saw the venue’s massive disco ball start to spin uncontrollably. The machine’s overload had somehow triggered a malfunction in the venue’s lighting system. The disco ball whirled faster and faster, casting disorienting beams of light across the room and further inflaming the crowd’s frenzy.

Just as the situation seemed to be spiraling out of control, an unexpected calm descended. The venue’s power suddenly cut out, plunging the room into darkness. The airhorns stopped blaring, the confetti settled, and the once chaotic crowd fell into a stunned silence. The only sound was the distant hum of the emergency backup generators starting up.

As the lights came back on, the scene before them was one of surreal aftermath. The vending machine lay in a crumpled heap, its contents scattered across the floor. Fans were slowly regaining their composure, their excitement giving way to confusion and exhaustion. David stood amidst the wreckage, his wild plan having resulted in an unpredictable spectacle that no one would soon forget.


"Katey and the Krackheads"
19 September 2024
Rated: PG

One day, Katey had heard whispers about “The Krackheads” from the local kids at school, and curiosity had gotten the better of her. The rumors painted a picture of an unsettling group—dodgey, weird, and potentially dangerous. The Krackheads were known for their unannounced appearances and odd antics, which only fueled Katey’s growing intrigue. Tonight, they were supposed to have a performance at a rundown community center on the edge of town, and she decided to check it out for herself.

The community center was shrouded in an eerie atmosphere. The building looked decrepit, with peeling paint and broken windows that cast twisted shadows in the moonlight. Katey approached cautiously, her heart racing with a mix of excitement and trepidation. As she entered the building, she was greeted by a strange sight.

The main hall was lit by flickering fluorescent lights that cast a sickly pallor over the room. In the center of the stage, a set of mismatched instruments and a tattered banner reading "Katey and the Krackheads" hung crookedly. The Krackheads themselves were a peculiar bunch: a motley crew of individuals clad in mismatched, brightly colored outfits that seemed to be made from discarded fabric. Their faces were obscured by bizarre masks with exaggerated features—big eyes, wide grins, and unsettlingly blank expressions.

The band members moved erratically, their movements jerky and unpredictable. Their conversations, if they could be called that, were filled with disjointed, nonsensical phrases and unsettling laughter. The atmosphere was thick with a sense of foreboding as Katey watched from the shadows, her anxiety mounting.

Just as the lights dimmed and the band members took their places, the Krackheads began their performance. The room filled with a cacophony of discordant notes and strange rhythms. The band members played their instruments with an unhinged energy, creating a jarring and unsettling sound that seemed to reverberate through Katey’s bones. The lyrics they sang were bizarre, filled with disjointed phrases and disturbing imagery that only heightened the sense of unease.

Katey’s apprehension grew as the performance continued. The Krackheads’ antics became more erratic, with sudden, wild movements and strange, unsettling gestures. The crowd, a sparse group of equally strange individuals, cheered with an almost frenzied enthusiasm, their faces illuminated by the dim stage lights.

Suddenly, in the midst of the chaos, something unexpected happened. The Krackheads’ lead singer, a tall figure in a grotesque mask with an oversized grin, began to sing a song with an oddly familiar tune. The lyrics were about washing hands—a simple, cheerful ditty about soap and water. The dissonant notes and strange rhythms suddenly transformed into a strangely catchy melody, and the mood of the performance shifted dramatically.

As the song continued, the Krackheads began to sing about the Bible, their lyrics focusing on biblical stories and teachings. Katey’s jaw dropped in disbelief. The unsettling and chaotic performance had taken a sudden, bizarre turn. The Krackheads, it turned out, were not some dangerous group but rather a children’s music band. Their strange appearance and erratic behavior were all part of their act—a deliberate attempt to captivate and bewilder their audience with an unconventional style.

The lead singer, his grotesque mask now removed to reveal a kind, smiling face, explained in a sing-song voice, “We’re the Krackheads, and our name comes from our commitment to crack open the fun of learning! We sing about the Bible, washing hands, and other important things in a way that’s… well, unconventional!”

Before Katey could process this revelation, the building’s front doors were suddenly flung open. A squad of police officers stormed into the room, their footsteps pounding against the floor. The atmosphere shifted once again, this time from bewildering to outright chaotic. The officers shouted commands, and the Krackheads’ performance came to an abrupt halt.

Katey stood frozen, her mind reeling from the sudden turn of events. The officers began to corral the crowd, their presence adding a layer of confusion to the already chaotic scene. The Krackheads, now looking more bewildered than ever, were quickly surrounded by the police.

In the midst of the commotion, the lead singer managed to shout, “We’re just here to spread joy!” before being escorted away by the officers.

The room erupted into a frenzy of noise and confusion as Katey watched, unable to make sense of the whirlwind of events. The once eerie, unsettling performance had transformed into a chaotic scene of law enforcement and bewildered band members.

As the police continued their work, the Krackheads were finally led out of the building, never to be seen again.


"Jason's Mishap"
15 September 2024
Rated: PG

Jason Derulo, having finally found a brief moment of peace after his wild escape from jail, stood in his kitchen, hungry and craving comfort food. His go-to snack? Dino chicken nuggets—nothing fancy, but they always hit the spot. He preheated the oven, set the temperature just right, and tossed the frozen nuggets onto a baking tray.

The oven hummed softly as Jason leaned back, waiting for the satisfying sizzle. He tapped his fingers on the counter and stared out the window, thinking about how far he’d come. Freedom, even if fleeting, felt sweet. But something was off. A strange smell began to fill the air.

At first, Jason thought it was just the familiar scent of chicken nuggets crisping up. But then the smell deepened, becoming richer, more complex. He sniffed the air again, his brow furrowing. It wasn’t just chicken—there was something bizarrely familiar about this aroma, something he couldn’t quite place. He stepped closer to the oven, inhaling deeply.

That’s when it hit him.

Jason’s eyes widened in shock. He could smell... the United States. Not just a single city or state—but the entire country. The scent was unmistakable. The whiff of New York hot dogs, Los Angeles smog, the deep scent of southern BBQ, the pine forests of the Pacific Northwest, and the dry heat of the Nevada desert—all mixed together, swirling in a heady, patriotic concoction that leaked out of his oven vents. He blinked, disoriented by the olfactory overload.

“What… what is this?” Jason muttered to himself, crouching down to peer into the oven. Through the glass, his Dino chicken nuggets were no longer just frozen shapes—they seemed to be morphing, glowing faintly, like miniature maps of the United States. The oven light flickered as the smell grew stronger, almost overwhelming.

Jason stumbled back, unsure whether he was hallucinating or if his jail stint had left him more paranoid than he thought. But no—this was real. He could practically taste the essence of America in the air, and it was all coming from the nuggets.

“What did they put in these?!” he shouted, frantically opening windows and fanning the air.

As the smell of the entire nation wafted through his kitchen, Jason couldn’t help but feel a strange sense of connection, as though the very spirit of the United States had somehow been baked into those crispy, dino-shaped nuggets. He laughed nervously, unsure if this was some cosmic joke or if he had accidentally uncovered a deep, culinary secret hidden in frozen food aisles.

Finally, when the oven beeped, signaling the end of their cooking time, the smell dissipated as quickly as it had come. Jason pulled out the tray, eyeing the perfectly cooked nuggets with suspicion. They looked normal again, just as they should—no glowing, no transformation.

Cautiously, he took a bite.

Crispy. Juicy. Delicious. Just like every other time.

He sighed in relief, shaking his head. “Man… I’ve been through too much.”

Jason sat down at his table, munching on his Dino nuggets. Maybe the smell of the United States had just been in his head—or maybe, just maybe, he had witnessed something truly unexplainable. Either way, he was free, fed, and alive, and that was all that mattered.


"Dogg Dogg Man"
13 September 2024
Rated: PG

One evening, while working on a new track in his studio, Snoop Dogg unintentionally tapped into a cosmic frequency with his smooth flow and heavy beats. What began as a chill session with some laid-back grooves quickly escalated into something far more destructive. His voice, resonating with deep, rhythmic beats, began to shake the very foundation of the Earth.

At first, the effects were minor—small tremors and the occasional rumbling bass. But as Snoop's track picked up speed and intensity, the ground itself seemed to vibrate with every verse and beat. The sky darkened, and the Earth's core pulsed in sync with the rhythm of his music. The tremors turned into violent quakes as the bass dropped, splitting the ground open and sending shockwaves through the planet. Mountains disintegrated into dust, oceans roared and surged, and cities were swallowed by massive fissures. The very fabric of the Earth was unraveling under the relentless force of Snoop’s rhymes. People fled in terror as the planet’s surface fractured into enormous chunks. Each piece was torn from the Earth and drifted into space, carried by the unstoppable force of Snoop Dogg’s beats.

The once-thriving world was reduced to a chaotic mess of floating debris and shattered remnants. Despite the destruction, Snoop Dogg continued his performance, his voice echoing through the void of space. The planet's disintegration reached its climax as the final beats of his track reverberated through the cosmos.


"The Gorillaz Incident"
13 September 2024
Rated: M

It started as just another night for the Gorillaz. The stadium was packed, the crowd buzzing with excitement for what promised to be an unforgettable performance. Murdoc, 2D, Noodle, and Russel took the stage, their iconic personas larger than life under the blinding lights. The music began, vibrant and electrifying, and the audience roared in anticipation.

But as the night wore on, something strange began to happen. The band's performance, initially full of energy, started to take on a darker edge. Murdoc's usual smirk twisted into something more sinister, his movements jerky and erratic. 2D’s eyes, usually wide and expressive, became hollow and vacant. Noodle’s guitar solos grew increasingly dissonant, and Russel's drumming thundered like an ominous drumbeat in a nightmare.

The crowd, initially thrilled, began to notice the shift. Whispers of unease rippled through the audience as the music turned unsettling, each song becoming more chaotic and jarring. It was as if the band was losing control, their music warping into a cacophony of disturbing sounds. The once-spectacular light show now cast eerie, flickering shadows over the crowd, adding to the growing sense of dread.

As the set continued, the band’s behavior became more erratic. Murdoc’s bass lines were heavy and jarring, occasionally interrupted by bursts of dissonant noise. 2D staggered across the stage, his singing increasingly incoherent. Noodle, her movements wild and frenetic, seemed to be engaged in a battle with her own guitar. Russel’s drumming grew deafening, a relentless barrage that felt like a heartbeat speeding out of control.

The crowd's excitement turned to panic as the stadium’s atmosphere grew frenzied and oppressive. People tried to leave, but the exits seemed to close off, as if the stadium itself was conspiring to keep them trapped inside. The band’s music, now a nightmarish symphony of shrieking guitars and discordant rhythms, reverberated through the concrete walls, amplifying the terror.

Suddenly, the stage itself began to crumble. The lights flickered wildly, and sparks flew from the equipment. The stadium’s structure shook, as if it were alive and writhing in agony. The Gorillaz, now fully immersed in their own madness, seemed to revel in the destruction. Murdoc smashed his bass into the stage, sending splinters flying. 2D’s voice was now a raw, guttural scream that resonated through the stadium, causing the walls to crack. Noodle’s guitar shattered into pieces, her eyes reflecting pure madness. Russel’s drumming became a relentless pounding, shaking the very foundations of the stadium.

Panic turned to chaos as the stadium’s ceiling began to collapse, crushing everything beneath it. The once-thriving crowd was now a mass of terrified individuals, their screams swallowed by the deafening roar of destruction. The band, consumed by their descent into madness, seemed oblivious to the carnage they were causing.

As the final notes of their twisted performance echoed through the collapsing stadium, the Gorillaz were swallowed by the wreckage, their last sight a sea of chaos and blood. The stadium, once a place of joy and music, was now a tomb for those who had come to witness a performance that had turned into a nightmare.

In the end, the Gorillaz had not just lost their minds—they had unleashed a torrent of destruction that consumed everything in its path, leaving behind nothing but a shattered, blood-soaked ruin.


"The Cheese Cutter"
13 September 2024
Rated: R

Milbarra had always been a quiet town, but that peace was shattered the night the Cheese Cutter arrived. It began with a low hum of rumors, passed along by trembling lips—stories of a figure who moved in the shadows, wielding something far more sinister than a knife. They called him the Cheese Cutter. At first, the name seemed absurd, like a cruel joke. But soon, the town would be drowning in horror.

One moonless night, the Cheese Cutter struck.

The first victim was discovered at dawn, lying in a pool of blood that stretched across the town square. His body was grotesquely mutilated, flesh hanging loose and sagging where bones once were. But the worst part was the blood—it was everywhere. It soaked the cobblestones, splattered on nearby walls, and trailed off into the darkness from where he had come. His bones had been removed, leaving nothing but a hollow shell. Screams erupted from the first bystander to see the carnage, the sound carrying through the streets like a siren, pulling people from their homes in horror.

The town had never seen anything like it. The stench of blood filled the air, and with it came a rising panic. Near the mangled remains of the victim, someone found a slice of cheese, stained red, a macabre calling card.

As the nights passed, the screams multiplied. Every evening, the town of Milbarra was torn apart by the Cheese Cutter’s rage. Bodies turned up everywhere—hanging from trees, sprawled across sidewalks, and smeared against windows. Blood splattered every surface, the vibrant red impossible to wash away. It was as if the town itself was bleeding. Those unlucky enough to hear the attack spoke of a wet, slicing sound, followed by the desperate, piercing shrieks of the victims, their bones stripped from their bodies while they were still alive.

People locked themselves in their homes, but no door could keep the Cheese Cutter out. By the time morning came, the streets were rivers of blood, littered with screams that still echoed in the air. Each night brought a new wave of slaughter, and with every victim, the blood-soaked town fell deeper into despair.


"Old Man Robert"
13 September 2024
Rated: PG

Robert had always been a patient man. His life revolved around meticulous planning and organization, from managing his finances to scheduling his daily routines. But as the years went by, a singular source of stress began to chip away at his resolve: the never-ending nightmare of traffic.

It began subtly. Delays here, slow-moving traffic there—minor inconveniences that gnawed at his patience. But soon, the problem escalated. The city roads became a labyrinth of gridlock, the traffic reports a constant barrage of bad news. Every commute turned into an agonizing crawl, every journey a test of endurance.

One fateful day, after yet another interminable delay on his way to a crucial meeting, something inside Robert snapped. The endless hours spent inching along congested roads, the cacophony of honking horns and frustrated voices—it was as if the universe had conspired to push him to the brink. His car, once a symbol of freedom, now felt like a prison. The final straw was an unforeseen accident that turned his usual 30-minute drive into an eight-hour ordeal.

As he finally arrived home, Robert felt a surge of anger like never before. He slammed his fist on the steering wheel, the sound echoing through the car like a primal roar. He knew he had to do something drastic to break free from the relentless cycle of traffic misery.

Robert's frustration transformed into an obsession. He began to spend hours researching traffic patterns, studying urban planning, and devising complex algorithms in a desperate bid to understand and control the chaos that had plagued his life. His family and friends noticed the change but dismissed it as a phase.

One night, driven by a consuming rage and determination, Robert cracked a formula that, in his mind, would end the traffic nightmare once and for all. It was a radical solution—one that involved manipulating traffic signals, rerouting roads, and imposing his will on the very infrastructure of the city.

He hacked into the city’s traffic control system, seizing control with a cold, calculated precision. The once chaotic streets began to shift under his command. Lights turned green or red at his whim, traffic flowed in unpredictable patterns, and detours were set up with an efficiency that left the city in disarray.

What Robert hadn’t anticipated was the absolute pandemonium his actions would unleash. The city, now a playground of traffic chaos, descended into utter confusion. Commuters were left stranded, emergency services struggled to navigate the twisted roadways, and businesses were crippled by the sudden and total disruption.

As the days went by, Robert reveled in the power he held. He watched from his home as the city became a chaotic web of tangled cars and frustrated drivers. The power was intoxicating, a dark revenge against the relentless traffic that had tormented him for so long.

But as the euphoria faded, Robert began to see the full impact of his actions. The city was on the brink of collapse. People were desperate, businesses were failing, and the social fabric that held the community together was unraveling. Robert’s victory over traffic had come at a catastrophic cost.

In a moment of clarity, Robert realized the true extent of his actions. The very thing that had driven him to this point had become his greatest failure. The city’s once orderly chaos had become a spiral of despair and dysfunction, and he was the architect of its downfall.

Overwhelmed by the weight of his choices, Robert shut down the control system and attempted to reverse the damage. But the process was slow and arduous, and the scars of his actions remained deeply etched in the city's infrastructure.


"The Heaters"
13 September 2024
Rated: M

One day, you were driving along the highway, stuck in traffic, as usual. Cars stretched out in front of you for miles, a metallic sea that shimmered in the unbearable heat. The sun beat down relentlessly, and sweat trickled down your forehead as the air conditioning in your car gave up. It was just another day of frustration—until it wasn’t.

Suddenly, the sky turned an eerie shade of orange, and a strange warmth filled the air, hotter than the sun itself. At first, you thought it was just your mind playing tricks in the heat, but then you saw them: massive heaters, floating in the sky like sentient machines. They were huge, glowing behemoths, with radiant coils that hummed ominously.

Before you could even process what you were seeing, one of the heaters descended, its glowing coils leaning down toward the ground. Then, it started kissing people.
Yes, kissing. It was bizarre. The heater would lower itself to someone's level, plant a glowing, searing kiss on their face, and then move to the next. Panic erupted. People were scrambling out of their cars, screaming and running, but there was nowhere to go. The heaters kissed everyone they could find. Some tried to fight back, only to be met with a fiery smooch that left them scorched.

You felt the heat rise in your car, your breath catching in your throat. Suddenly, one of the heaters locked onto you, descending slowly as if it had chosen you as its next victim. The car door jammed when you tried to get out, and in an instant, it was too late. The heater pressed its burning coils against you. Pain surged through your body, and everything went white. You died.
But then…you were back. You gasped for air, looking around. The traffic was still there, the heaters still floating, still kissing people. And then it happened again. One of the heaters caught sight of you. Before you could move, another fiery kiss landed on you, burning your skin until everything faded to nothing once more.

But once again, you woke up—back in the car, in the same spot, the heaters still hovering, still wreaking havoc. You realized you were stuck in some kind of twisted loop, dying and dying again. No matter how many times the heater kissed you into oblivion, you were brought back, trapped in this endless cycle of panic, pain, and death.
Eventually, you stopped trying to run. You watched as the heaters continued their strange, mechanical ritual.

The world burned, and you died. And then, you died again.


"Scary House"
13 September 2024
Rated: PG

There once was a house. However. This was no ordinary house; it was an enormous, sentient structure, imbued with a malevolent intelligence and a thirst for chaos. Its walls were lined with a shifting labyrinth of dark corridors, and its eyes—yes, eyes—peered out from its windows like a predatory beast.

One fateful day, the house became fixated on a new scheme for mayhem. Its vast, deranged mind concocted a plan so audacious, so incomprehensible, that even the most vivid nightmares would pale in comparison. The house had somehow commandeered a Boeing 747, its enormous bulk resting uneasily in its sprawling front yard, now a morphed part of its twisted domain.

The 747, initially a symbol of human ingenuity and progress, was transformed into a sinister vessel of destruction by Monster House. Its once pristine exterior was now a canvas of dark, pulsating veins that throbbed with the house's malevolent intent. The plane’s engines roared to life, vibrating with a power that seemed almost supernatural.

As the plane began its ascent, the skies darkened, and a storm of surreal proportions brewed above. Lightning crackled and danced as if in response to the house's dark will. The ground below seemed to tremble, sensing the gravity of the impending disaster.

The Boeing 747, under the command of the house’s monstrous will, began its slow, deliberate approach towards the World Trade Center. The gleaming twin towers stood tall and proud against the skyline, unaware of the impending doom that loomed closer with every passing second. The plane's trajectory was precise, guided by the relentless, twisted focus of Monster House.

Inside the cockpit of the 747, the pilots were overwhelmed by an eerie, otherworldly force. Their once-steady hands shook uncontrollably as they fought against an invisible hand that steered them towards their fated target. Panic and confusion ensued, a stark contrast to the cold, calculated purpose of the house.

As the plane drew nearer, the scene became a tableau of chaos and cinematic intensity. The monstrous house roared in triumph, its entire structure trembling with dark satisfaction. The 747’s engines screamed, a deafening roar that mingled with the howling storm. The World Trade Center, bathed in the flickering light of the storm and the ominous glow of the approaching aircraft, seemed to brace itself against the storm of disaster.

In a climactic, heart-stopping moment, the plane collided with the World Trade Center. The impact was cataclysmic, a collision of steel and fire that erupted in a blaze of fury and destruction. The sky was illuminated by the blinding explosion, and the surrounding city was engulfed in the fiery inferno that followed. The World Trade Center shook, its iconic twin towers succumbing to the catastrophic force unleashed by Monster House.

As the dust began to settle and the storm faded, the monstrous house, now back in its yard, looked on with a grotesque sense of satisfaction. The once majestic 747 lay in ruins, a twisted monument to the chaos it had been forced to unleash. The aftermath was a chilling reminder of the day when fantasy and nightmare collided with the real world in a display of unparalleled destruction.

Monster House stood silent, its dark gaze fixed on the smoldering ruins, a terrifying testament to the power of its malevolent imagination. The skies cleared, but the world below was forever altered, the memory of that day etched in the annals of the bizarre and the catastrophic.


"Damn Jason"
13 September 2024
Rated: PG

In a bizarre twist of fate, Jason Derulo found himself behind bars in a small town jail, accused of a series of petty infractions that included minor disturbances and a bit of overzealous performance art. It seemed like a mundane predicament until he decided to use his unique talents to make an unforgettable exit.

While the other inmates and the guards looked on with a mixture of confusion and amusement, Derulo began to perform a dance routine in his cell. The dance quickly evolved into an extravagant twerking display, a signature move that was as dynamic as it was entertaining. With every bounce and shake, Derulo’s infectious energy filled the small cell, turning it into an impromptu dance floor.

The commotion drew attention from outside the cell. Soon, the guards, drawn by the unexpected performance, gathered at the door, their stern expressions giving way to smiles and laughs. They couldn't help but be captivated by Derulo's charisma and the sheer absurdity of the situation. One guard, a fan of Derulo's music, even started recording the performance on his phone.

As the routine reached its peak, Derulo made a calculated move. Using his twerking momentum, he propelled himself towards the cell door, which had been left slightly ajar. With a final, energetic twerk, he managed to swing the door wide open. The guards, now fully engaged in the spectacle, were caught off guard.

Seizing the opportunity, Derulo made a break for it. His escape, while unconventional, was remarkably effective. He dashed through the hallways, still dancing and twerking, evading the guards who were too amused and bewildered to mount an immediate pursuit. By the time the realization set in, Derulo had already slipped out of the building.

Outside, he continued his dance through the streets, attracting attention and creating a buzz. The story of Jason Derulo twerking his way out of jail spread like wildfire, becoming a viral sensation. As for Derulo, he eventually made his way back to his normal life, with a tale that would be remembered as one of the most peculiar and entertaining jailbreaks in recent memory.


"Rotators"
13 September 2024
Rated: PG

It all started one quiet afternoon when, without warning, people began to rotate. No one knew why or how it was happening, but soon, across the world, individuals found themselves spinning uncontrollably. It was as if an invisible force had taken hold of them, causing them to twirl like tops, arms flailing, legs wobbling, and expressions of confusion plastered on their faces.

In New York City, traffic came to a standstill as pedestrians spun in the streets, their clothes billowing out like pinwheels. Some cursed loudly, furious at the inconvenience. Office workers, already stressed from deadlines, were now rotating in their cubicles. The angriest of them all was James Maxwell, who had been in the middle of a crucial business meeting. His face turned red as he spun around in his leather chair, papers flying in all directions. "This is ridiculous!" he shouted, though his voice was lost in the whirl of movement.

Meanwhile, in Tokyo, a young woman named Hana felt tears welling up in her eyes as she spun helplessly. She had been on her way to an important audition, and now her dream was slipping away as she twirled through the streets, her heels clicking uncontrollably. All she could do was sob as the city spun with her, the world a blur.

Across the ocean in Los Angeles, a crowd gathered outside a studio lot, their spinning less frantic, more confused. But in true Hollywood fashion, opportunists emerged. A slick entrepreneur set up a camera crew and began streaming the event live, promising exclusive footage of the "Global Spin Crisis." Within minutes, the views skyrocketed, and merchandise was printed—T-shirts reading "Spin with Me" and "I Survived the Spin" sold out instantly. Some influencers began offering tips on how to look graceful while rotating, trying to make it a trend.

Not everyone was as amused. A growing number of people felt dizzy, nauseous, and downright sick. Hospitals overflowed with patients complaining of vertigo, while others simply collapsed from exhaustion. The world had become one big spinning top, and the chaos only deepened.

Then, as mysteriously as it began, the spinning stopped. One by one, people slowed down, until they were standing still again, dazed and confused. The streets were littered with abandoned shoes, spilled coffee cups, and toppled bicycles. Life, it seemed, had returned to normal—or as normal as it could after something so bizarre.

However, not everyone was relieved. In Chicago, former President Barack Obama sat in his living room, staring at his broken television. During the great spinning incident, the TV had fallen off the stand, shattering into pieces. While the rest of the world was trying to make sense of what had happened, Obama was just sad.

His TV was still broken.


"Hanna Montana: The Darkest Day"
10 September 2024
Rated: R

It was just another sunny day on the Hollywood set of *Hannah Montana*. The cameras were poised, the lights were blazing, and Miley Cyrus—better known by her stage persona, Hannah Montana—was rehearsing her lines like she had done a thousand times before. Her blonde wig gleamed under the lights, catching the reflections of the sequins on her sparkly outfit.But something was different today.She could feel it. Today wasn’t like the others.

The scene began. She smiled brightly, delivering her lines with perfect precision, her southern drawl masking the fury simmering beneath. Yet, as she sang one of her hit songs, her eyes drifted over to the crew. Then, it happened.Something snapped inside Miley. There was a moment of silence in her head before a deafening roar of rage erupted within her. She could feel it in her bones, pulsing through her veins like molten lava. Her hands trembled, her vision narrowing to a tunnel focused only on one thing—destruction.Without warning, she grabbed a nearby prop sword—one that had been sitting on the set for a joke scene.

The director noticed her pause and sighed in frustration. “Come on, Miley! Stick to the script!” But there was no script anymore. Not in her mind.

With a terrifying shriek, she lunged at him, the sword cutting through the air with a sickening speed. The blade met flesh, slicing through his torso with little resistance, as if he were made of butter. He didn’t have time to scream; his body simply crumpled to the ground in two perfect halves, blood spraying the floor, cameras, and lights.The crew froze in shock, the color draining from their faces. For a split second, no one moved. They were still processing what they had just witnessed. Miley stood there, the sword gleaming red in her hand, her chest rising and falling with her ragged breaths.Then, chaos.People scattered, trying to run, trying to escape. But it was too late. Hannah was faster. She moved with the precision of a predator, her footsteps soundless against the studio floor. The bloodlust had consumed her entirely now.

She caught a cameraman by the arm, yanking him toward her. His screams were cut short as she drove the blade through his neck, severing his head in one swift motion. It rolled across the floor, leaving a streak of crimson in its wake. Another crew member—a makeup artist—tried to hide behind a lighting rig, but Hannah’s eyes were wild, searching, hunting. The sword whistled through the air once more, cleaving her clean in half. Blood spattered everywhere, panic rippled through the remaining survivors. Some tried to call for help, fumbling with their phones, but Hannah was relentless. The sound of bones cracking, of flesh tearing, was now the only soundtrack on set.

One by one, she slaughtered them all. The sound guy? His guts were pulled from his stomach like streamers from a party cannon. The assistant director? Pinned to the wall with a boom pole driven through his chest. The wardrobe lady? Her arms hacked off at the shoulders before she was finally silenced by a merciful slice to the throat.In the distance, sirens began to wail. Someone must have gotten a call out. But it didn’t matter.

Only Hannah remained.


"Old Bessie"
1 September 2024
Rated: M

It was a typical Monday morning at Westwood High School, where students shuffled in groggily, bracing themselves for another week of classes. The hallways buzzed with the usual chatter, lockers slamming, and the hum of fluorescent lights. But what no one knew was that something strange was happening in the school's basement—a place few students ever ventured and where the ancient, hulking washing machine in the janitor's room had started to hum with an unusual, almost sinister energy.

This washing machine, affectionately dubbed "Old Bessie" by the janitorial staff, had been around longer than anyone could remember. It was a relic of the past, oversized and clunky, with knobs and dials that looked like they belonged in a science fiction movie. For years, it had dutifully cleaned the mop heads, rags, and towels used to keep the school in shape. But over time, it had begun to malfunction, its parts growing rustier and more erratic with each spin cycle.

That Monday morning, however, something changed. Perhaps it was a short circuit, or maybe the years of relentless use had finally taken their toll, but Old Bessie was no longer content to sit quietly in the basement. The machine rattled and groaned as if awakening from a deep slumber. Then, with a sudden jolt, it broke free from its moorings.

The washing machine rumbled through the basement, its heavy metal body slamming against walls and pipes as it moved with an unnatural force. It smashed through the janitor's closet door, sending wood splinters flying, and made its way to the stairs, where it began a slow, thudding ascent to the upper floors.

Above, in the school’s main office, Principal Davis was reviewing the morning announcements when the ground beneath him began to shake. "What in the world...?" he muttered, looking around in confusion. But before he could investigate further, the intercom crackled to life with the terrified voice of the janitor.
"Principal! It’s Old Bessie! She’s gone rogue!"

Before Principal Davis could respond, a deafening crash echoed through the halls as the rogue washing machine burst through the basement door and into the main corridor. The students nearby screamed and scattered as Old Bessie barreled down the hallway, its door flinging open and closed like a ravenous mouth.

Chaos erupted as the washing machine careened through the school, smashing into lockers, sending textbooks flying, and overturning desks with ease. Its electrical cord whipped around like a crazed serpent, knocking out lights and leaving a trail of sparks in its wake. The machine’s once-harmless hum had turned into a terrifying roar, like a mechanical beast on a rampage.

In the cafeteria, students looked up in horror as Old Bessie crashed through the double doors, upending tables and sending trays of food soaring through the air. The lunch ladies screamed and dove for cover as the machine mowed down everything in its path, leaving a trail of destruction that would take weeks to clean up—if the school survived.

The fire alarms blared as the washing machine plowed through the science lab, where it shattered beakers and test tubes, unleashing clouds of smoke and triggering the sprinkler system. Water rained down from the ceiling, mixing with the sparks from the frayed electrical wires and creating a scene of utter chaos.

Teachers tried in vain to corral the students to safety, but Old Bessie seemed to be everywhere at once, its relentless rampage unstoppable. The gymnasium became a battlefield as the machine crashed through the bleachers, flattening sports equipment and leaving a trail of splintered wood in its wake. The gym teacher, Coach Ramirez, attempted to stop the machine with a wrestling mat, but Old Bessie simply plowed right through it, leaving him stunned and soaked in sweat.

As the school descended into madness, Principal Davis finally managed to reach the intercom. "Attention, students and staff!" he shouted over the pandemonium. "Evacuate the building immediately! This is not a drill! Get out of the school now!"


The students didn’t need to be told twice. They poured out of the classrooms, sprinting for the exits as Old Bessie continued its rampage, smashing through walls and bursting into classrooms with unbridled fury. The once-quiet suburban school was now a war zone, with teachers and students fleeing for their lives from a rogue washing machine that seemed intent on tearing the building apart.

Outside, the fire department arrived, but even they were at a loss for how to deal with the situation. Firefighters tried to approach the school, but the wild machine made it impossible to get close. The machine was still wreaking havoc, sending chunks of brick and metal flying from the shattered windows.

Finally, in a last-ditch effort, the fire chief ordered the use of high-pressure water hoses to try to short-circuit Old Bessie. Firefighters aimed their hoses at the machine as it burst through the front entrance, soaking it with thousands of gallons of water. For a moment, it seemed to work—the machine sputtered and slowed, sparks flying wildly as it began to falter.

But then, with a final deafening roar, Old Bessie exploded in a shower of metal parts and electrical components. The blast was so powerful that it shattered the remaining windows and sent a shockwave through the entire building. The rogue washing machine was finally defeated, but the damage was done.

The once-proud Westwood High School was left in ruins, a smoldering wreck of twisted metal, shattered glass, and debris. The students and staff stood outside in shock, watching as smoke billowed from what was left of their school.


"The Clearwater Incident"
1 September 2024
Rated: PG

In the small, unassuming town of Clearwater Springs, an event was about to unfold that would be remembered for generations. It was the day that Boy Boy Man—a local eccentric known for his bizarre antics—fell into a pit of sunscreen. What started as a peculiar accident quickly spiraled into a fiasco that would shut down the entire Summer Fun Fest, ultimately leading to the mayor declaring a statewide emergency.

It all began on a sweltering summer afternoon. The town was hosting its annual Summer Fun Fest, and the local park was packed with families enjoying the festivities. Boy Boy Man, dressed in his usual outlandish outfit—a mismatched ensemble of neon colors and patterns—was wandering around, delighting kids with his silly antics. But no one could have anticipated what would happen next.

In the middle of the park, a large pit had been dug as part of a promotional stunt by SunSafe Sunscreens, one of the event’s sponsors. The pit, filled with gallons of sunscreen, was intended to demonstrate the product’s effectiveness in a fun and engaging way. The idea was that volunteers would jump in, get covered in sunscreen, and emerge fully protected from the sun’s harsh rays. It was supposed to be lighthearted and entertaining.

But Boy Boy Man, always the unpredictable character, took things too far. With a wild grin on his face, he ran towards the pit and, without a moment’s hesitation, leaped into the thick, white goo. The crowd gasped as he disappeared into the sunblock, his neon clothes vanishing beneath the surface.

For a moment, there was silence. Then, Boy Boy Man emerged, dripping with sunscreen, a white, slippery figure that looked like something out of a surreal dream. But instead of laughter or applause, the crowd’s reaction was anything but amused. They were furious.

The first person to voice his anger was Jimmy, the manager of the local KFC. Known around town for his short temper and booming voice, Jimmy was already in a foul mood that day. The long lines at his food stand had worn him down, and the sweltering heat wasn’t helping. When he saw Boy Boy Man rise from the pit, looking like a ghostly apparition, something in Jimmy snapped.

Local news crews, covering the festival, quickly caught wind of the situation. A reporter from Channel 7 News rushed over to Jimmy, microphone in hand, eager to capture the town’s reaction.

“Jimmy, can you tell us what’s going through your mind right now?” the reporter asked, shoving the mic in front of him.

Jimmy’s face turned beet red, his eyes bulging with rage. “What’s going through my mind? I’ll tell you what’s going through my mind! This is the dumbest, most idiotic thing I’ve ever seen! We’ve got people here trying to have a good time, enjoying the festival, and this—this clown—jumps into a pit of sunscreen like it’s some kind of joke! Look at him! He’s ruining the whole event!”

The camera zoomed in on Boy Boy Man, who was now trying—and failing—to climb out of the slippery pit. His every movement only made things worse, as he slipped and slid back into the muck, his once-bright clothes now a uniform shade of greasy white.

“He’s a menace, that’s what he is!” Jimmy continued, his voice growing louder with each word. “I’ve got customers waiting for their chicken, and instead, they’re watching this nonsense! Who does he think he is, coming in here and causing all this trouble? I swear, if he comes near my stand, I’ll—”

Jimmy’s tirade was cut short as the reporter, sensing the growing hostility in the crowd, turned the focus back to the camera.

“As you can see, tensions are high here at the Summer Fun Fest,” the reporter said, her tone professional despite the chaos unfolding behind her. “What was meant to be a fun and harmless demonstration has turned into a full-blown disaster, with many attendees visibly upset by Boy Boy Man’s actions. We’ll keep you updated as this story develops.”

But the situation was far from contained. As Boy Boy Man struggled to free himself from the pit, his antics only made things worse. The sunscreen splattered everywhere, covering nearby stalls, ruining clothes, and making the ground around the pit dangerously slippery. Panic began to spread through the crowd as people tried to avoid the spreading mess, but it was too late. The chaos that Boy Boy Man had unleashed was unstoppable.

Within minutes, the entire fairground was in disarray. Food stands were toppled, rides were shut down as operators abandoned their posts, and children cried as their parents desperately tried to leave the scene. The atmosphere, once festive and lighthearted, had turned into one of anger and confusion.

The fair organizers, overwhelmed by the escalating situation, tried to regain control, but their efforts were futile. The guests’ frustration boiled over, and soon, arguments and fights broke out among the crowd. The once-joyful event had turned into a chaotic battleground.

Back at the KFC stand, Jimmy was livid. “I knew this was a bad idea from the start!” he yelled, his voice barely audible over the clamor. “Who thought it was smart to have a pit of sunscreen in the middle of a crowded fair? And now look what’s happened! The whole town’s gone mad!”

As the situation worsened, the mayor of Clearwater Springs, who had been attending the event, was forced to step in. With the fairgrounds descending into chaos and the threat of further unrest looming, he had no choice but to make a drastic decision.

“I’m declaring a state of emergency,” the mayor announced, his voice shaky as he addressed the panicked crowd. “For the safety of everyone here, we need to shut down the Summer Fun Fest immediately and evacuate the area. I urge everyone to remain calm and cooperate with law enforcement.”

The announcement sent shockwaves through the town. A statewide emergency declaration was unheard of for such a small, peaceful community, but the situation had spiraled so far out of control that there was no other option.

Emergency services were called in to manage the evacuation, and the news quickly spread throughout the state. The once-celebrated Summer Fun Fest was now a symbol of chaos and disaster, all because of Boy Boy Man’s ill-fated leap into the pit of sunscreen.

As the fairgrounds were cleared and the last of the guests were escorted out, Boy Boy Man was finally pulled from the pit. Covered in sunscreen and looking more confused than remorseful, he was led away by security, leaving behind a trail of greasy footprints.


"The Obama Incident"
Rated: PG
29 August 2024

The sun cast a warm, golden light over Washington, D.C., as the city buzzed with anticipation for the evening's grand event. At the heart of it all was the National Mall, where President Barack Obama was scheduled to deliver a speech at a high-profile charity gala. The event was meant to be a celebration of unity and progress, a testament to the nation’s enduring spirit.

The grand hall, an architectural marvel with its soaring ceilings and elegant décor, was packed with distinguished guests. There was an air of sophistication as the attendees sipped their champagne and admired the opulent surroundings. However, as the time for President Obama’s speech approached, the mood in the room was overshadowed by an unsettling undercurrent.

As the guests enjoyed their lavish meals and engaged in animated conversations, President Obama took to the stage. Clad in a tailored suit, he exuded charisma and confidence. His voice, rich and resonant, began to address the crowd. He spoke of hope, unity, and the future, weaving a tapestry of words that had always captivated audiences. But as his speech progressed, he could not ignore the growing distraction of guests who continued to eat and chatter, seemingly indifferent to his message.

The first signs of frustration were subtle. Obama’s words began to carry a sharp edge, his smile faltering as he glanced at the diners. The ambient noise of clinking cutlery and murmured conversations grew louder, a cacophony that grated on his nerves. The room’s atmosphere shifted from reverent anticipation to one of awkward discomfort.

President Obama’s frustration mounted with every passing moment. His eyes narrowed, and his voice grew taut with barely suppressed anger. The guests, oblivious to the growing storm, continued their indulgent banter and food consumption. It was a scene of opulence and disregard, and to Obama, it was the height of disrespect.

Suddenly, the air in the room seemed to thicken. A palpable tension began to build, and the elegant chandeliers above flickered as if responding to an invisible force. The guests grew uneasy, sensing an ominous shift in the atmosphere. President Obama’s anger reached a boiling point, and with a sudden, dramatic gesture, he slammed his hand on the podium.

In an instant, the room was enveloped in an otherworldly glow. A deep, resonant hum filled the air, and the very fabric of reality seemed to warp and ripple. The guests, initially confused, were struck by a profound sense of dread as President Obama’s form began to change. His features twisted and contorted, his body expanding and collapsing in a surreal dance. The air around him distorted, bending and twisting as if being pulled by an unseen force.

Then, with an explosion of light and sound, President Obama transformed into a black hole. The event unfolded with an intensity that defied comprehension. A swirling vortex of darkness and light erupted from the stage, its gravitational pull exerting an irresistible force on everything within its reach.

Chaos ensued. The once-stately hall was turned into a maelstrom of destruction. Tables and chairs were lifted from their foundations, spinning in wild, chaotic arcs as the black hole’s gravity pulled them inward. The guests, caught in the grip of the anomaly, were swept off their feet, their screams merging into a chorus of terror as they were drawn towards the ever-expanding void.

The extravagant feast, once a symbol of opulence, was consumed in a frenzied dance of swirling debris. Plates, cutlery, and glasses were swallowed by the black hole, vanishing into the abyss. The chandeliers, once glistening symbols of grandeur, shattered and disintegrated as they were drawn into the gravitational maelstrom.

Outside the hall, the effect of the black hole was no less catastrophic. The gravitational distortion rippled through the city, causing buildings to sway and groan under the strain. Traffic ground to a halt as vehicles were pulled into chaotic spirals. The sky itself seemed to ripple and distort as the black hole’s influence spread.

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Emergency services and military personnel were mobilized, but their efforts were hampered by the overwhelming power of the anomaly. The black hole’s gravitational pull was beyond anything they had ever encountered, and the usual tools and methods of containment proved inadequate.

Scientists and astronomers, witnessing the disaster from afar, were at a loss. The black hole, now a gaping maw of darkness, defied all understanding. Theories were proposed, but none could account for the sheer scale of the event. The world watched in horror as the black hole continued its relentless expansion, consuming everything in its path.


"Shawn Mendes and the Unfortunate Incident"
Rated: R
29 August 2024

Shawn Mendes, the internationally acclaimed pop singer known for his soulful voice and heartthrob image, had come to Meadowbrook for a special charity event. The town had won a contest to host an intimate concert and meet-and-greet with the star. For the townsfolk, it was a momentous occasion, a rare chance to see a celebrity up close and personal.

The concert was held at the town’s quaint community center, a charming venue that had been decorated with banners, lights, and streamers. The excitement was palpable as the residents lined up to meet their idol. Among the attendees was a young boy named Timmy, a bright-eyed seven-year-old who was a huge fan of Shawn Mendes. Timmy’s room was adorned with posters and his parents had bought him tickets as a special treat.

As the day of the event arrived, the community center was abuzz with energy. Timmy and his parents arrived early to ensure they had a good spot. The concert was a huge success, with Shawn Mendes delivering a mesmerizing performance that left the audience in awe. After the show, Shawn Mendes graciously agreed to meet with fans, signing autographs and taking photos.

Timmy’s parents, knowing how much this moment meant to their son, had arranged for a special meet-and-greet session with Shawn. As the line moved forward, Timmy’s excitement grew. He could hardly believe he was about to meet his idol. His parents encouraged him, and soon, it was his turn.

Timmy approached Shawn Mendes with a shy smile. The singer, ever charming and warm, greeted him with a friendly hug and a kind word. Timmy handed Shawn a gift—a handmade card and a drawing he had created. Shawn, touched by the gesture, thanked him and admired the drawing.

As the meeting continued, something strange happened. Shawn Mendes seemed to become increasingly distracted and disoriented. His previously engaging demeanor shifted to one of bewilderment. The crowd, initially oblivious to the change, began to murmur among themselves as Shawn appeared to be struggling to stay focused.

In a surreal turn of events, Shawn Mendes suddenly acted in a manner that was completely out of character. He seemed to be in a trance-like state, his eyes glazed over as he reached out towards Timmy. Before anyone could react, Shawn, in a series of erratic movements, appeared to consume Timmy in a manner that defied all rational explanation.

Panic ensued. Timmy’s parents screamed, and the crowd surged forward in confusion and horror. Security and event staff rushed to the scene, attempting to manage the chaos and ensure the safety of everyone involved. Shawn Mendes, still in his disoriented state, was quickly restrained and taken away for medical evaluation.


"Maxwell and the Train"
Rated: PG
29 August 2024

In a world where the boundaries  were constantly tested, a train roamed the globe with an extraordinary secret. It wasn’t just a train—it was an entity of magical and mechanical marvel. Each time it completed its journey, it began a slow, inexplicable transformation into a human being. This phenomenon was not only puzzling but also caused seismic disturbances each time it occurred. The earth would tremble, sending ripples through the ground, affecting everything in its vicinity.

James Maxwell, a brilliant physicist known for his work on fundamental forces, was particularly incensed by this transformation. His irritation wasn't born from the tremors themselves—these disturbances, while inconvenient, were secondary to the true source of his anger. What truly enraged Maxwell was the mere existence of the train and its ability to transform into a human. To him, it was an affront to the natural order and scientific integrity.

The Eiffel Tower, a marvel of engineering and a symbol of Paris, stood as a frequent witness to the train’s extraordinary metamorphoses. Each time the train reached the end of its journey and began its transformation, the tremors would shake the ground, causing the Eiffel Tower to sway. But Maxwell's rage wasn’t directed at the shaking or the structure’s instability; it was solely focused on the existence of the train itself. To him, the train represented a fundamental disruption in the laws of nature—a reality that defied all logical explanation.

One fateful evening, as the train’s transformation process began once more, the earth quaked with its usual intensity. Maxwell, already seething with frustration, watched as the Eiffel Tower trembled and swayed. But his anger was not about the shaking. Instead, he felt a burning fury at the thought that such an anomaly could exist, mocking the very principles he held dear.

Unable to contain his wrath, Maxwell stormed out of his laboratory and into the heart of Paris. His fury was palpable as he stormed towards the Eiffel Tower. He could no longer tolerate the sight of the tower swaying, even though he knew it was not the source of his anger. The Eiffel Tower became the object upon which he would unleash his pent-up rage. With a grim determination, he began tearing into the structure. His hands, driven by an unrestrained fury, smashed through the metal framework, sending debris cascading to the streets below.

The chaos around him grew as Maxwell's destruction continued. The Eiffel Tower, once a beacon of human achievement, was being systematically dismantled by his relentless anger. The tremors continued to shake the ground, but to Maxwell, they were nothing more than background noise to his rage. He was oblivious to the havoc they wreaked on the city; his focus was solely on the train’s existence and what it represented.

As Maxwell's rampage reached its peak, news of his destructive spree reached the highest levels of power. The President of the United States, Barack Obama, addressed the nation in a televised speech. Calm and collected, Obama reassured the public that everything was under control. His words, however, seemed to ring hollow in the face of the ongoing chaos. The President’s frustration had its own outlet that night. His television, a casualty of a particularly frustrating moment, had shattered into a thousand pieces. In a bizarre act of defiance, Obama snapped 2000 pieces of cheese in half, a symbolic gesture of his displeasure and a bizarre way of channeling his frustration.

The American public, caught up in the absurdity of the situation, clapped and cheered. Their applause was a reaction to the spectacle, a bizarre form of support for their leader’s unconventional response. Their cheers contrasted sharply with the devastation unfolding in Paris, where Maxwell’s anger continued to wreak havoc on the Eiffel Tower.

As Maxwell’s fury reached its zenith, the scene took an even darker turn. His rage, unrestrained and all-consuming, grew to such a degree that it became a force of its own. The destruction he wrought on the Eiffel Tower was nothing compared to the sheer intensity of his emotions. His screams of rage became so powerful that they transcended human experience. They resonated through the fabric of reality itself, creating a cacophony that even the darkest corners of existence could feel.

In a twist that defied all understanding, the very embodiment of malevolence, Satan himself, felt a twinge of fear at the sheer magnitude of Maxwell’s anger. The dark prince, who had long been an observer of human folly, found himself trembling before the intensity of Maxwell’s rage. The thought that a mere human could invoke such fear was a testament to the sheer power of Maxwell's unbridled fury.

The Eiffel Tower, now a shadow of its former self, lay in ruins as the echoes of Maxwell’s rage reverberated through the world. The destructive force of his anger, amplified by the surreal situation, became a legend—a story of how a single man's fury over an impossible train created a spectacle of destruction and fear that even the forces of darkness could not ignore.


"Hanna Montana: The Tiny Scissors"
Rated: M
29 August 2024

It was a bright Tuesday morning at Williamston High School, and the students were eagerly preparing for their arts and crafts project in Mrs. Thompson’s Home Economics class. Hannah Montana, known for her creativity and bubbly personality, was particularly excited. She had brought along a pair of tiny, plastic scissors—an amusing gift from her younger brother, designed for delicate tasks but never used for anything serious.

The classroom was abuzz with students chatting, cutting, and gluing as they worked on their colorful paper collages. Hannah, with her tiny scissors in hand, set up her workspace with Lily and Oliver beside her. She demonstrated her unique tool with enthusiasm, showing off how it could cut out intricate shapes from paper.

At first, the tiny scissors seemed like a playful addition to the project. Hannah meticulously cut out small patterns and encouraged her friends to try her approach. However, as the class progressed, the tiny scissors began to exhibit unusual behavior. Their cutting action became erratic and uncontrollable, slicing through more than just paper.

Hannah’s excitement grew as she continued cutting, unaware of the growing problem. The tiny scissors, with their sharp blades, started slicing through the edges of her desk, then Lily’s and Oliver’s desks. The damage was initially minor—papers and craft supplies were cut into tiny fragments—but soon the situation escalated.

As Hannah's cutting became more vigorous, the tiny scissors began to cut through not only desks but also the chairs and parts of the classroom walls. The room filled with the sound of tearing and slicing as the scissors created a bizarre, surreal scene. Students, caught off guard, watched in disbelief as their surroundings were sliced apart with unnerving precision.

The tiny scissors, now moving with a life of their own, cut through the entire classroom. Desks were sliced in half, chairs were cut into pieces, and the walls were divided into sections. The cutting action spread rapidly through the entire school. As Hannah moved through the hallways, the scissors sliced through lockers, classroom doors, and even parts of the building’s structure.

The once orderly school was rapidly reduced to a scene of utter chaos. Hallways were lined with broken lockers, classrooms were filled with fragments of desks and chairs, and the school’s infrastructure was left in ruins. Every object and surface the tiny scissors touched was divided into clean, precise slices. The school's entire layout was transformed into a labyrinth of cut-through sections.

The building, once a place of learning and community, was now a disjointed collection of sliced pieces.

Amid the devastation, Hannah finally realized the full extent of the damage caused by her tiny scissors. Her shock and horror were palpable as she saw the transformed school around her. The once vibrant and lively environment had been reduced to a fragmented mess of cut-through sections.

Emergency services arrived at the scene, and the school was evacuated. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured, though many were deeply shaken by the experience. The response teams were faced with the immense task of assessing the damage and securing the building.

The incident became a dramatic and unforgettable story in the annals of Williamston High.